The Crypto Cold War: MIT vs. Gemini’s Hiring Freeze

In a twist of fate, the halls of MIT now echo with the chill of a hiring frost, courtesy of Tyler Winklevoss. As long as the shadow of Gary Gensler looms over the Sloan School, Gemini’s doors shall remain shut to its graduates.

Oh, the irony! The very institution that once bred minds to innovate now finds itself a pariah in the eyes of the crypto czar.

Winklevoss’s Edict: A Mockery of MIT’s Ivory Tower?

As history repeats itself like a bad joke, Gensler, the former SEC czar, returns to his academic throne at MIT. Tyler Winklevoss, in a fit of pique, declares Gemini a no-fly zone for MIT’s fledgling scholars.

“As long as MIT dances with Gensler, Gemini will not stoop to hire their graduates. Not even for a summer’s jest,” quoth the Winklevoss twin, with a dramatic flair.

Cameron Winklevoss, the silent twin, has yet to chime in. Yet, his silence speaks volumes as the boycott call resonates.

“Crypto kin, unite! Boycott MIT grads until Gensler is shown the door. What a farce to sully such a vaunted name!” cries Erik Voorhees, as Cameron nods in silent agreement.

The Winklevoss twins, ever the crypto champions, have made their displeasure known. Their wallets and political might have danced to the tune of crypto-friendly causes, and now they face their nemesis in Gensler.

As the MIT-Gemini saga unfolds, alums and students alike are left to ponder their fate. Caitlin Long, with a wink and a nudge, stirs the pot further.

“Ah, the times, they are a-changin’! Crypto calls for a boycott of not just law firms but universities too? MIT alums, where art thou?” she teases.

Matt Huang, the MIT math whiz turned crypto magnate, is rallying the troops. Will the MIT alums in crypto rise to the occasion?

“MIT alums in crypto, unite! The call has been issued,” Huang proclaims, waving the crypto flag.

Paul Grewal, the Coinbase counsel with MIT roots, has joined the fray. The crypto community is abuzz with reactions, some cheering, others jeering.

“Let’s pledge to shun any institution that dares support Gensler. He’s a fraud, a socialist puppet! Never to be trusted,” declares CHEX Magnet, with a dramatic flourish.

But wait! Are there whispers of Gensler’s classroom prowess? Could his MIT lessons have been the calm before the SEC storm?

“Gensler’s MIT lectures? Not half bad. Too bad his SEC chairmanship was a snooze fest,” Tom muses, sparking a debate.

As Gemini stands firm against Gensler’s academic return, it faces its own regulatory quagmire. A $5 million fine and a retreat from Canada? 🇨🇦 Oh, the regulatory blues!

But Gemini remains unrepentant, neither admitting nor denying the allegations. The crypto world watches, as academia, regulation, and innovation collide in a grand spectacle. 🌟

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2025-01-30 10:23