Kiyosaki’s Inflation Fear and Bitcoin Love, Plus Silver at $200? 😬

Robert Kiyosaki, author of Rich Dad Poor Dad (the financial manifesto everyone claims to read but nobody actually gets), is back with another fiery rant on X about how to get richer while the world burns. His latest post? A masterclass on how the Fed’s “rate cuts” are code for “we’re broke and here’s how we’re gonna wreck your savings.”

Clearwater Analytics: A Contrarian Bet Amidst 20% Decline

Clearwater Analytics is a company that turns numbers into religion. Their SaaS platform automates investment data aggregation, reconciliation, accounting-services that sound as thrilling as watching paint dry until you realize insurers and pension funds can’t pay claims without them. The business model? Recurring revenue from institutional clients who’d rather not drown in spreadsheets. The product? Cloud software that whispers sweet compliance into the ears of corporations and governments. The stock price? $22.25 as of Friday. Down 20% from its peak. The S&P 500, meanwhile, has been climbing the walls like a caffeinated spider monkey. So it goes.

GitLab’s 70% Drop: A Fund’s $10M Bet Amid Volatility

On November 13, TFJ Management filed with the SEC that it now owns 221,259 shares of GitLab, valued at $9.97 million as of Q3’s end. For context, that’s like buying a house in a market where the previous owner left the mortgage note on the fridge. The fund’s holding now accounts for 6.72% of its 13F AUM, which is notable but not obsessive-thankfully. Obsession is what got me into that cryptocurrency pyramid scheme I still can’t uninvest in.

Fund Fleeing Healthcare REIT After 77% Surge

ACCORDING TO A SEC FILING DATED NOVEMBER 14, GLOBAL IMC LLC SELLING ALL 222,038 SHARES OF AHR. THE ESTIMATED TRANSACTION VALUE, BASED ON QUARTERLY AVERAGE PRICING, WAS $8.16 MILLION. IT WASN’T A SLOW, METHODICAL EXIT-IT WAS A FULL-THROTTLE SCRAMBLE, LIKE A MAN RUNNING FROM A FIRE THAT HE CAN’T SEE.

Galaxy Digital’s 40% Plunge and a $4.7M Bet

In a world where the stock market is as unpredictable as a British summer, Montreal-based Formula Growth disclosed a new position in Galaxy Digital on November 13. They acquired 139,195 shares, a sum worth roughly $4.71 million. This is not a casual stroll through the financial park but a calculated step into the unknown, much like choosing a restaurant based solely on the color of its napkins.

XLK vs. FTEC: Tech ETFs Decoded

They’re both low-cost, both U.S. tech, but one holds 70 names, the other 294. The giant, XLK, has three big names-Nvidia, Apple, Microsoft-eating up a third of its assets. The smaller, FTEC, spreads its bets wider, though many of its holdings are tiny. So it goes.