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The token’s price, a fickle mistress, has swelled from Phase 1 to Phase 7, leaving early investors with holdings as plump as a goose in autumn, while latecomers gnash their teeth in envy. Such is the way of the world, where timing is everything and wisdom is often hindsight. ⏳

Once upon a time, Bitcoin was the darling of cyberpunks and those charming bearded libertarians who spent their days waving their arms and discussing freedom. But darling, now that Bitcoin’s been given the glamorous green light by ETFs-yes, exchange-traded funds-the new Bitcoin enthusiast could very well be a Wall Street executive in a crisply pressed navy suit. These ETFs now hold a stunning 1.5 million BTC, or a nifty 7.2% of the total supply. Meanwhile, public companies have also jumped on the bandwagon. This, my dear, might just explain why Bitcoin’s rally to $90K was practically dancing in lockstep with the stock market’s little Thanksgiving pre-party.

The price of Ethereum recently broke through a key resistance level of $2,981, reaching around $3,031. This increase helped push the overall cryptocurrency market capitalization up by 1.2%, to approximately $3.04 trillion.

In their finest moment of paperwork submission, Grayscale filed a Form S-3 with the United States Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), formally requesting approval to convert their Zcash fund (oh yes, the mighty Zcash) into a spot ETF. This wasn’t just a whim; they’ve already got other ETFs under their belt-Bitcoin (BTC), Ether (ETH), Dogecoin (DOGE), and even the mysterious XRP (XRP). They’re basically the buffet of cryptocurrency ETFs at this point. 🍽️

Well, large Bitcoin deposits and a sad decline in USDT exchange balances are telling a different story. Spoiler alert: This recovery might be the financial equivalent of a house of cards.

It is with no small degree of admiration that one observes BCH’s technical breakout, maintaining its position above the $520 resistance level with a steadfastness that would put the most resolute of heroines to shame. The asset is buoyed by several indicators of a most bullish nature, including a Relative Strength Index (RSI) of 52.62, trending upwards with a vigor that suggests a sustained rebound from its recent indiscretion. 📈

Our beloved $BNB is currently facing resistance as though it were a seasoned diva turning down yet another mediocre offer. The struggle to convert resistance into support is real, darling. But if the crypto gods are feeling generous, it might just push through that descending trendline and make a rather auspicious move. Wouldn’t that be a treat? 🍸

And here’s the kicker: this bill is also in line with President Trump’s master plan to make America the “crypto capital of the world.” Because, of course, nothing says economic progress like a bit of Bitcoin. 💸