Insurance & The Illusions We Pay For

They started with the usual homeowner and renter stuff, then branched out. Life, pets, cars. More things to insure, more premiums collected. They want ten billion in premiums “in the coming years.” Ambition. It’s a lovely thing, really. A sort of desperate hope dressed up as a business plan.

Cybersecurity: A Modest Proposal

The online world, as anyone with a functioning brain will tell you, remains resolutely unsafe. Demand for protection, therefore, is hardly likely to evaporate. I’ve been having a little look, and I rather fancy the prospects of three companies in particular: SentinelOne, CrowdStrike, and Palo Alto Networks. Let’s see if they’re worth a nibble, shall we?

Gold: A Necessary Evil?

Little more than a month into 2026, this momentum shows no sign of abating. With the commodity hovering just below $5,000 per ounce, the question is not whether gold will rise further, but what this rise signifies. It is a question that demands a clear-eyed assessment, divorced from the prevailing enthusiasm.

Fleeting Fortunes: Eli Lilly and the Weight of Expectation

The trouble began with Hims & Hers, a company attempting to offer a cheaper alternative to the established weight loss medications – Mounjaro and Zepbound, manufactured by Eli Lilly, and Wegovy, from Novo Nordisk. A pill, they promised, for a mere pittance. The market, predictably, reacted. A ripple of concern, quickly dismissed by some as mere competition. But one wonders if it wasn’t more than that. A reminder, perhaps, that even the most carefully constructed monopolies are built on shifting sands.

A Prudent Examination of Staple Investments

Both funds, it is to be understood, are designed to provide exposure to those companies which furnish the necessities of life – victuals, household comforts, and those personal refinements which distinguish a civilized existence. This examination will endeavor to elucidate their respective merits, considering their cost, performance, and the subtle distinctions in their portfolios, that the investor may determine which best aligns with a defensive allocation of capital.

A Most Peculiar Speculation: The Dogecoin Comedy

In the year of our Lord 2013, two gentlemen of the coding persuasion, Markus and Palmer by name, did conjure this digital curiosity. Unlike its brethren, which aspire to disrupt the very foundations of commerce, Dogecoin was born not of innovation, but of a fleeting internet fancy – a canine visage, if memory serves. It is, one might observe, a token devoid of inherent worth, lacking the gravitas of a true store of value.

AI’s Billions: Where the Money Lands

Data Center

Here’s the tally, if you’re keeping score. Alphabet, around $185 billion. Amazon, a cool $200 billion. Meta, chipping in $135 billion. And Microsoft, bringing up the rear with $105 billion. It’s a land grab, plain and simple. Everyone wants to own the future, or at least rent it out to the highest bidder.

Ten Thousand and a Dream

Let us dispense with the notion of complication. Simplicity, my friends, is the art of concealing cunning. If I were forced to begin anew today, burdened with this ten thousand, I would approach it not as an investment, but as a carefully considered wager. A wager against the prevailing winds of optimism, naturally.

Nvidia at $300: A Reasonable Expectation?

Let’s be clear, predicting the future is a fool’s errand. I once attempted to predict the winner of a local pie-eating contest, armed with nothing but statistical analysis of previous contestants’ waistlines. It didn’t end well. But, unlike pie-eating, there are discernible trends at play here, and they point towards continued, robust growth for Nvidia. It’s not about magic; it’s about data centers. Lots and lots of data centers.

Dividends and Despair: A Study in ETFs

To merely compare expense ratios and one-year returns is to reduce a complex drama to a ledger sheet. It is to ignore the underlying anxieties, the silent calculations of risk and reward that plague the investor’s soul. Both funds seek to capture the benefits of dividend-paying stocks, yet their approaches are… markedly different. One, the Vanguard, casts a wide net, embracing a multitude of names, a diversification born, perhaps, of a certain… timidity. The other, the Schwab, is more focused, more deliberate, concentrating its energies upon a select group of companies. Which path, then, offers the greater promise? Which is the lesser of two evils in a world where even prosperity is tinged with melancholy?