MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin Buying Spree: Is Michael Saylor a Crypto Wizard?

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So, Michael Saylor just dropped a casual $1.1 billion on Bitcoin like it’s pocket change. I mean, who needs a yacht when you can have a digital currency that fluctuates more than my mood on a Monday morning? 🚀💸

After a bit of a snooze in the acquisition department, MicroStrategy decided to wake up and smell the Bitcoin. Apparently, they’ve been sipping on some strong coffee because this latest buy is a real game-changer. ☕️

Michael Saylor: The Bitcoin Buying Machine

Since Saylor decided to turn MicroStrategy into a Bitcoin hoarding operation, they’ve become one of the biggest BTC whales out there. Today, he took to social media to announce yet another massive buy, making it the firm’s third Bitcoin binge this year. Because why not? 🤷‍♀️

“MicroStrategy has acquired 11,000 BTC for ~$1.1 billion at ~$101,191 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 1.69% YTD 2025. As of 1/20/2025, we hold 461,000 BTC acquired for ~$29.3 billion at ~$63,610 per bitcoin,” Saylor boasted. I mean, who doesn’t love a good flex? 💪

Throughout December 2024, Saylor was on a Bitcoin shopping spree. He kicked off the month with a $2.1 billion buy, followed by a $1.5 billion splurge a week later. It’s like he’s playing Monopoly but with real money! 🎲

Then, just when we thought he might take a breather with a $100 million acquisition, the community started speculating he’d hit the brakes. Spoiler alert: he didn’t. January 2025 rolled around, and he was back at it, buying Bitcoin like it’s going out of style. 🛍️

MicroStrategy started 2025 with a $101 million purchase and then decided to double down like a gambler at a blackjack table. Today’s buy is about five times that amount. Bitcoin is on fire, and Saylor is just fanning the flames. 🔥

But here’s the million-dollar question: where on earth is Saylor getting all this cash? I mean, did he find a hidden treasure chest or something? 🏴‍☠️

At the start of the month, the firm was openly flirting with the idea of a new stock offering to raise some liquidity for more Bitcoin shopping. So, it’s safe to say that’s probably what happened. 💁‍♀️

In the end, Saylor’s enthusiasm for Bitcoin is as bright as my future in stand-up comedy (which is to say, very bright). His social media is a constant stream of optimism, and there’s not a hint of doubt in sight. 🌈

MicroStrategy’s recent buying habits have been a bit of a rollercoaster, but it looks like we might be in for another wild ride of massive investments. Buckle up, folks! 🎢

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2025-01-21 21:11