The announcement, as is the custom in our digital age, arrived on November 25 via a tweet from the Kalshi Ecosystem account, retweeted by the Near Foundation’s own heralds. Both communities, ever eager for a spectacle, rallied with the enthusiasm of a crowd at a Moscow circus. 🎪🤹♂️
Now the platform can buddy up with brokerages and let Americans peek into the crystal ball with intermediated access. Imagine that! The United States, the land of laws and red tape, has just opened the doors to a wild, on-chain prediction fest, inviting the big boys and deepest pockets into the party. 🥳💼
From the hallowed halls of Binance, the grand bazaar of digital speculation, comes the damning evidence: XRP’s Open Interest has plummeted to its lowest ebb since November 2024. A clear sign, dear reader, that the speculative rabble has lost its appetite, and leverage, that double-edged sword, is being unwound with all the grace of a fallen aristocrat. 🗡️
In a missive on the modern oracle of X, Kiyosaki proclaimed that the economic collapse foretold in his tome, Rich Dad’s Prophecy, is no longer a distant specter but a banquet at which we are all uninvited guests. He points to the trifecta of weakness in the United States, Europe, and Asia as proof that the global economy is not merely sick but terminally ill. 🏥💀 The rise of artificial intelligence, he warns, is not the dawn of a new era but the grim reaper of jobs, swinging its scythe across sectors with ruthless efficiency. This, he claims, will crush real estate markets like a boot on a grape, leaving workers, businesses, and property owners in a puddle of financial despair.
What was foretold by the seers of Wall Street? A modest $1.44 per share, paired with quarterly sales of $1.21 billion. But what did the company deliver? Oh, sweet irony, for Zoom exceeded these predictions with $1.23 billion in sales and an earnings per share of $1.52 – a fine showing, indeed.
The plot thickens, dear reader, as we consider the precise details of this most curious acquisition. Wealthedge, having been so idle as to neglect RLI entirely in the past, suddenly appeared with this sizable stake. By the close of the quarter, this investment accounted for a mere sliver of their total portfolio, a paltry 1.26%, but one cannot help but wonder: What does this sudden embrace mean? And more importantly, what does it say about the overall state of affairs in the world of insurance stocks?
The market, my dear fellow, opened with a narrative as familiar as Jeeves’s impeccable manners: uncertainty swirling around Bitcoin ETFs, renewed optimism lifting Ether, and Solana riding a wave of demand so strong it could carry a chap across the Atlantic. 🌊 Each asset class played its part with the clarity of a Wodehouse plot-though one suspects even Bertie Wooster could’ve seen this coming.
Now, many a curious trader, much like a nervous debutante at her first ball, wonders: “Has Bitcoin at long last found its floor?” The reputable CryptoQuant, well known in these circles, has put forth an opinion-though whether it shall prove true remains to be seen.
According to Irina Heaver, a local crypto lawyer and founder of NeosLegal (who clearly knows her stuff), this new law marks a huge shift in the region’s crypto scene. It’s like the government saying, “Hey, nice decentralized exchange you have there. Let’s add some rules, shall we?” 😏
Ah, the eternal question that haunts every crypto enthusiast like a ghost at a Halloween party: “Is crypto a security?” It’s been asked in crypto conferences, congressional hearings, SEC speeches, courtrooms, and probably by your grandma when you tried to explain Bitcoin to her. And yet, we’re still here, in 2025, with the answer just as clear as a foggy morning.
