XLM to $10? The Great Crypto Gulag Awaits 🚀💰

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Comrade X Finance Bull, a prophet of the charts, declares that Stellar’s journey mirrors the trials of a dissident-two distinct accumulation periods, the first in the fiery days of early speculation, and the second, a quiet struggle from 2022 to 2025. The buy zone, a sanctuary of resilience, holds firm as the token consolidates, awaiting its moment of truth. Will it break free, or remain a prisoner of its own inertia? Only the market, that cruel and fickle warden, knows. 🧐

DeFi’s Grand Ball: Spark Dons a Regulated Gown! 💰🕺

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On the auspicious Thursday, Spark, with all the resolve of a heroine seeking adventure, allocated no less than $100 million of its stablecoin reserves to Superstate’s Crypto Carry Fund (USCC), a regulated basis-trading fund that, with all the subtlety of a fox in a henhouse, generates yield from price differentials between spot and futures markets. The fund, one imagines, is the hedge fund of the digital age, minus the smoking jackets and plus the blockchain. 🐾

Big Sell on Big Data: When Even the Suits Say ‘Enough’s Enough’

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In a move that could either signal a midlife crisis or a masterclass in portfolio yoga, Montreal’s Jarislowsky Fraser trimmed its Thomson Reuters (TRI 0.17%) position by 124,059 shares during Q3. The SEC got its fix via Form 13-F, and math wizards calculated the sale at roughly $22.8 million using that magic number: the average share price. For context, the fund still holds 2.9 million shares worth $448.3 million-enough to buy a small island and name it after their CFO.

Bulman Inc’s RDVY Gambit: A Dividend Dynasty?

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Post-purchase, RDVY’s weight in the portfolio sits at 4.7%, trailing behind QQQ (7.3%), VOO (6.9%), and AAPL (5.9%). The ETF’s price, $67.00, has risen 11.9% year-over-year-impressive, if you ignore the S&P 500’s 15.18% surge. And yes, the dividend yield of 1.30% feels like a whisper in a world of shouting. But remember, history favors the patient. Or, as one monk once said: “Dividends are the slow drip that carves canyons.” 🏞️

BTC Whale Rises Again 🐋: $335M Move Sparks Chaos & Laughter 😂

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The timing of these transactions, one might surmise, has inevitably prompted whispers of insider knowledge, as though she were a Bond villain with a penchant for blockchain. But let us not be too hasty to accuse her of sorcery; perhaps she simply possesses a sixth sense for market chaos-or a particularly persuasive parrot.

Rb Global’s Descent and the Big Investor’s Leap

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THE SEC FILINGS CAME IN LIKE A BULLET TO THE HEAD. JARISLOWSKY FRASER LTD. SLIPPED INTO RB GLOBAL DURING THE THIRD QUARTER, A 1.8-MILLION-SHARE STAKE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BURGER MEAL FOR A HUNGRY FUND. THE AVERAGE PRICE? $100.58. THE FUND HADN’T OWNED A SINGLE SHARE LAST QUARTER. IT’S LIKE THEY WERE WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO PULL THE TRIGGER.