
Robinhood, the name itself a jest. As if liberating the small investor. They began by offering trades without commission, a gesture as generous as a landlord offering a leaky roof. Now they’ve expanded – credit cards, retirement accounts, prediction markets…a widening net to capture more of what little people have. They’ve added crypto, of course. A fever dream for those who believe fortunes are built on air and algorithms. The revenue fluctuates wildly, a symptom of a business built on speculation. They need stability, a reliable drip of income. So they’ve turned to prediction markets, a digital version of the village gambler, taking bets on everything from sporting events to the whims of the news cycle. It’s a tidy business, preying on the human need to believe in patterns where none exist.