Bitcoin’s Midlife Crisis: CDD Plummets, Coinbase Chaos & Why You Should Care (Spoiler: Maybe Don’t)

Let’s talk about the elephant in the blockchain: that massive Coinbase transfer that sent the CDD metric into a tailspin 🐘📉. If CDD were a reality TV show contestant, it would’ve been eliminated in week three for being “too dramatic.” But here we are, watching it crash like my diet when someone mentions chocolate. The metric, which basically tracks how long coins have been chilling in a wallet before being spent, took a nosedive. It’s like your friend who swore they’d never sell their vintage Beanie Babies… until they needed rent money.







