This year’s tally already outpaces 2024’s 255,000 BTC and leaves 2023’s 59,000 BTC looking like a toddler’s allowance. Two months remain, and the coins are already plotting their next move. If the pace holds, we’ll hit 300,000 BTC by December. Maybe they’ll throw a party. Probably not-a Bitcoin “party” is just a bunch of wallets arguing over fees.
Now, hold onto your hats, because despite this sales collapse, the market’s got more participants than a Mississippi riverboat poker game! NFT buyers climbed 33.09% to 509,668, and sellers rose 21.04% to 413,225. Transactions, though, dropped 7.63% to 1,543,392. Seems like everyone’s still betting on the digital horse race, even if the horses are a bit pixelated. 🐎🖼️
Earlier today, crypto analyst Ali Martinez called $188 Solana’s most critical support and shared a Glassnode “realized price distribution” chart – a histogram of where large amounts of SOL last changed hands. A tale of supply and demand, told with more flair than a Parisian fashion show. 👗
The next few days may decide whether this slow buildup turns into a full reversal or fades like previous attempts.
MultiBank Group, a titan of the financial derivatives world, has partnered with Khabib Nurmagomedov, a man who retired undefeated in the UFC at 29-0, now seeking to conquer the blockchain arena with the same ferocity he once showed in the octagon. 🥊
Representative Maxine Waters, a very cross lady with a voice like a steam engine, called the pardon “appalling but not a surprise, considering the president’s well-known fondness for shiny things and golden toilets.” She alleged that CZ had been playing a game of crocodile chess with the Trump family, funneling billions into a crypto venture called World Liberty Financial. “I want records! I want explanations!” she roared, while her aides scrambled to find a pen that hadn’t been bought with cryptocurrency. 🧵
So, Bitcoin’s computational muscle has hit the gym hard in 2025, and now it’s bench-pressing its way into the zettahash era. 💪💸 But where’s all this power coming from? Well, according to hashrateindex.com, the U.S. is basically the prom queen of this hashpower ball, flaunting a 37.8% share. 👸🇺🇸
The illustrious Mr. Ali, in his missives upon X, hath declared with admirable simplicity: “Secure thyself a bargain at theDip of $15, and revel in profits at $46.” His chart, like a well-drawnup marriage contract, depicts a magnificent ascending channel, and ’tis most gratifying how the token doth persistently honour its lines of support and resistance, much as a prudent lady adheres to society’s mores. 😏
The Sei Network, with its nose perpetually in the air, has claimed the fourth spot in total value locked (TVL) efficiency, according to the ever-so-clever Nick Research. DeFiLlama, that digital gossip column, reveals its perpetual trading volume soared to $38 billion by October 24, 2025. With a mere $600 million TVL, it processes 16 times more volume per dollar than its less refined peers, who languish between $3 and $5. How dreadfully middle-class! 🧐
In a moment of profound clarity (or perhaps delusion), the esteemed Hov declares that the macro target for Dogecoin’s price remains steadfast, as if the market were a well-rehearsed ballet rather than a surreal circus. His chart, a tapestry of optimism, suggests DOGE might ascend to $3 by next year, a feat as likely as a penguin mastering the tango. Yet, the possibility lingers that the meme coin will merely nap in its sideways slumber until the year’s end-how thrilling.
