Scholar Rock’s Rise: A Spark in the Biotech Horizon

In the stillness before the market’s hum, an analyst from Leerink Partners, Mani Foroohar, gave his blessing to Scholar Rock, assigning it a rating of “outperform”-a subtle yet potent invitation to embrace the stock with eager arms. His target price: $51 per share, a number with a promise nearly 51% greater than Scholar Rock’s last closing price. For a company just beginning to cast its shadow, such growth seems almost inevitable. What is a stock’s rise but the shadow of a company’s soul reaching across the landscape, stirring the winds of fortune?

Why ASML Saw a Surge on Monday

Arete Research, a smaller but respected equity research firm that has been covering technology, media, and telecommunications since 2000, has been tracking ASML since 2018. For the first time in seven years, Arete has upgraded the company’s stock from “hold” to “buy,” placing a price target of 879 euros. This comes as ASML currently trades near that target in U.S. dollars but is priced at 729.40 euros as of this writing. The research firm points to the anticipated surge in spending by Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing (TSMC), which, according to Arete’s estimations, will pour $50 billion into capital expenditures in both 2026 and 2027, up from a revised $38 to $42 billion this year.

🤑 Crypto PACs: $100M to Make America HODL Again? 😂

Crypto PAC in action

In a Monday X post (yes, X, because Twitter was too mainstream), the Fellowship PAC announced its grand entrance with “over $100 million” from sources as mysterious as my uncle’s secret meatloaf recipe. 🥩 Their mission? To support the Trump administration’s digital asset strategy, because who doesn’t love a good crypto-political romance? 💑🇺🇸

Ethereum Whales Splash Cash: Is a Rally Afoot? 🤑

Well, I’ll be jiggered! $244 million worth of ETH has scarpered from exchanges in 48 hours, faster than a bounder from a dull party. Whales and traders are hoarding it like it’s the last crumpet at tea time, betting on a spot of long-term upside. 🧐💰

Tether & Anchorage: A Match Made in Crypto Heaven? 🤑

Anchorage Digital Bank NA, the fanciest federally chartered digital asset bank this side of the blockchain, will be the brains behind USAT’s issuance, reserve management, and compliance. 🧠✨ According to a press release shared with TopMob, this partnership is like peanut butter and jelly-except it’s crypto rails and bank oversight. 🥜🍇

The Perpetual Allure of IBM Stock: A Contrarian’s Perspective

Despite a not-insignificant downturn since July, IBM’s stock has maintained a relatively impressive upward trajectory. Over the past year, the shares have appreciated by approximately 20%, and over the past three years, the value has nearly doubled. A remarkable performance by any measure, this price appreciation underscores Wall Street’s growing obsession with IBM. Investors are drawn by the company’s increasing focus on quantum computing, cloud computing, and AI-a triumvirate that is seen as essential to the future of technology.

Nio’s Ascendancy and the Analyst’s Courtship

The morning’s trading hours witnessed Nio’s shares ascend nearly 10%, a figure that, by the hour of two and twenty-eight minutes past noon, had settled into a more modest 4.3% gain. Such fluctuations, one might say, are the inevitable consequence of a society where fortune and folly often share the same dance card.

Intel’s Cost-Cutting Gambit Fuels Rally

Intel’s divestiture of its 51% stake in Altera to Silver Lake for $3.3 billion marks a calculated step in CEO Lip-Bu Tan’s restructuring agenda. By deconsolidating Altera’s financials, the company anticipates a $16.8 billion adjusted operating cost forecast for 2024-a $0.2 billion reduction from prior guidance. While this maneuver improves balance sheet liquidity, it also raises questions about the long-term viability of relying on asset sales to mask underperformance in core segments.

Oklo Stock’s Soaring Heights: A Wretched Ascent in the Nuclear Abyss

So far in this peculiar year of 2025, Oklo’s stock has soared to an almost surreal elevation, an unsettling increase of 330%. Merriment and astonishment collide as one might attribute this newfound euphoria to none other than President Donald Trump, a name now whispered like some ominous incantation that held significance for propelling this once-aspirational entity to dizzying heights.