The Stablecoin Apocalypse: Will Regulations Save Humanity or Destroy It? 🌍💸
Behold the iron hand of regulation descending upon the earth, a tale of nations striving to tame the beast of their own creation 🏛️⛓️. The United States, that grand experiment of democracy and delusion, forged the GENIUS Act-a name dripping with hubris, as if mere mortals could legislate genius itself. Signed by the Trumpian oracle in July 2025, this decree demands stablecoin issuers pledge fealty to reserves of dollars or bonds, while monthly audits pierce the veil of secrecy like a dagger. Yet who shall guard the guardians? The law, like a slumbering titan, awakens in 2027, leaving the world to wonder: is this order or oppression?






