Passive Income & The Implausibility of Everything

The pursuit of income from such a hoard – a steady drip of dividends to fund the acquisition of slightly less essential items – is, apparently, a common aspiration. Is it realistic? Well, realistically speaking, most things are improbable. But some improbabilities are merely… less improbable than others. Here’s one way, involving three exchange-traded funds (ETFs) from Vanguard. Don’t ask why Vanguard. It just… is. Like the number 42.

Walmart: The Slow Erosion

But the seasons change, even for empires of commerce. Advantage is not a possession, but a fleeting alignment of circumstance. It requires constant tending, a vigilance against the subtle shifts in the landscape. The wind carries new seeds, and the soil itself grows weary.

Predicting the Future (and a Decent Dividend)

People are even starting to use artificial intelligence – clever bits of code that are, in theory, capable of thinking for themselves – to participate in these markets. Essentially, they’re building digital bookies. It’s all rather futuristic, and slightly unsettling. The AI isn’t placing bets on the Derby, mind you. It’s trading in probabilities, which feels…different. But both Kalshi and Polymarket are still private companies, and most of the AI firms are busy selling their services to governments and big corporations. Which leaves a curious gap in the market, as it were.

Aalyria: The Quiet Bloom of a Digital Estate

Fourteen years passed, and that initial idealism yielded to a more pragmatic silence regarding direct engagement with military applications. Project Maven, a venture into the realm of artificial intelligence for defense, was quietly abandoned. A gesture, one might argue, more of calculated public relations than genuine moral conviction. But time, as always, reveals the complexities.

The Spectral Hand of the Index

For years, we labored under the illusion of individual agency. Analysts, fund managers, each believing their intellect could outwit the market. A quaint delusion. Now, this agency is dissolving, replaced by a relentless, unthinking force. The passive investor, no longer seeking value, but merely replicating the market itself. A mirror reflecting… what, exactly? A distorted image, perhaps, of a prosperity built on sand.

Cruises & Chaos: RCL vs. VIK

I’ve been looking at two players in particular: Royal Caribbean (RCL 1.24%) and Viking Holdings (VIK 4.52%). It’s like comparing a sprawling resort with a million activities to a rather exclusive, minimalist spa. Both are selling ‘escape,’ but in very different ways.

The Looming Shift at the Helm

And now, a change approaches. In two months, the very institution that has, for so long, underwritten this expansion may become the instrument of its undoing. The nomination of a successor to the current Chairman, a man of established, if not entirely predictable, temperament, carries with it the potential to disrupt the delicate equilibrium that has sustained this prolonged bull market. It is a truth universally acknowledged that investors abhor uncertainty, yet uncertainty is the very essence of the market itself. The illusion of control, the belief in the possibility of foresight, are comforting fictions, but fictions nonetheless.

Yields from the Digital Steppe

Let us consider, then, three enterprises that, while not offering the breathless promise of the very latest innovation, nonetheless present a reasonable prospect for the patient investor.

Verizon: A Telecom Mirage in the Wasteland

Blowout quarters are rare in this business, like sober accountants at a shareholder meeting. But Verizon delivered, and the sheep…the investors…they reacted. Up 25.5% year-to-date. That’s a full-blown feeding frenzy. I’ve seen less action at a Tijuana donkey fight. It’s enough to make a man question reality. Or at least his broker’s sanity.

The Shifting Fortunes of Progress: A Study in Artificial Intelligence

A contemplative image of technological advancement

Each possesses a well-established foundation, built upon years of endeavor and ingenuity. Yet, it is their engagement with this nascent field of artificial intelligence that has captured the imagination of investors, and indeed, the world. For AI, it is believed, holds the key to unlocking unprecedented efficiency, driving innovation at a pace hitherto unimaginable. It is a seductive promise, yet one fraught with uncertainty, a double-edged sword that could elevate humanity or hasten its decline.