Binance’s Billion-Dollar Oopsie: Fired Whistleblowers, Crypto Chaos, and Iranian Tea Parties

According to Fortune’s deep dive into Binance’s internal documents (which I assume were hidden behind a velvet rope in a folder labeled “Oops”), members of the compliance team noticed something peculiar: entities linked to Iran were throwing a $1 billion party between March 2024 and August 2025. And no, they weren’t just buying Persian rugs. These transactions, conducted via the Tron blockchain, could be a spicy violation of U.S. sanctions laws. But hey, who’s counting? Not Binance, apparently.

Three Trillion-Dollar Companies? Seriously?

Amazon, Taiwan Semiconductor, and Broadcom. These are the names everyone’s throwing around. And look, I get it. They’re big companies. They make things. But the sheer assumption that they’re destined for this…monumental growth? It’s just… presumptuous. And the charts! All these glossy charts, like they actually mean something. It’s all just lines on a screen. Lines!

Broadcom: The Silicon Hustle

What started as a perfectly respectable, if utterly boring, networking and software outfit has mutated into something… else. A custom chip builder for the hyperscalers, the digital gods who control everything you think, buy, and believe. They’re feeding the beast, folks. And Broadcom is shoveling in the fuel. A terrifying thought, honestly. But a potentially lucrative one.

Alibaba: To Buy or Not To Buy?

Now, earnings are due on or around February 19th. And that’s where it gets tricky. Do I add shares before the report? Or do I just…hide under the duvet? It’s always tempting to hide. I’ve been doing a lot of thinking (and a lot of online shopping, let’s be honest) and it feels like a bit of a gamble. A really, really big gamble. One that involves potentially losing a significant portion of my (already dwindling) savings.

Alphabet and Meta: A Decade of Prospects

The question, therefore, is not whether these establishments possess merit – for that is abundantly clear – but rather, which of these two “Magnificent Seven” stocks is best positioned to flourish over the coming decade? A prudent investor might well consider the matter with a degree of circumspection.

DraftKings: A Bit of a Wobble

By the time the trading day had coughed up its last breath, the stock was down by more than 13%. A hefty chunk, that. Enough to make a grown investor frown, and perhaps nibble nervously on a biscuit.

Palantir: Reflections in a Shifting Market

Market Reflection

Palantir, at its core, is a constructor of intelligences—a weaver of data into patterns legible to those who seek to decipher the future. Initially conceived as an instrument of statecraft—a digital panopticon for the discerning eye—it has extended its reach into the commercial realm. It offers, in effect, a simulacrum of understanding, a mirror reflecting the potential within the chaos of information. And like all mirrors, it distorts as much as it reveals.