The firm’s stake in Eli Lilly and Company (LLY) expanded by 61,258 shares, a move calculated against the quarter’s average closing price. This acquisition, a fragment of a larger enigma, now constitutes 3.9% of Bainbridge’s reportable assets-a fraction of a labyrinth’s many rooms.
In a quarterly disclosure, the ever-practical J.L. Bainbridge & Co. Inc. revealed their sale of 119,376 Biogen shares. A sum of $16.1 million, based on the average closing price. Now, they hold a mere 2,969 shares, valued at $415,898. How very… modest.
Electricity, that modern sorcerer’s elixir, will swell in appetite like a dethroned monarch consuming the world’s moonlight. By 2050, the global thirst for it will have swelled 78%-a number that tastes of both triumph and delirium. Here, in this fog of figures, Oklo’s Aurora reactors, those mechanical leviathans, puff their metallic lungs. Designed by scholars once cloaked in moth-eaten sashes at Argonne, their nuclear nectar is to be sold not as hardware, but as sugar-dusted steam to data centers and defense barns. The company’s ledger of net-zero gold is written in non-binding handshakes, its total-14 gigawatts-enough to make St. Petersburg’s tsars weep with envy. Yet beneath the parchment lies a riddle: will these signatures outlive the ink, or vanish like smoke from a chimney in winter?
Act I: The Agonizing Interlude. You, dear reader, have doubtless suffered this torment. The package departs, yet inspiration strikes too late! Must one don trousers and pilgrimage to a mortal shop? Perish the thought! Amazon’s latest invention, Add to Delivery, now permits mortals to append items to existing shipments with a mere tap-a digital incantation whispered into one’s palm-sized oracle.
On the surface, the move appears simple. PineStone, in its infinite wisdom-or perhaps from the subtle nudging of a market pulse-cut back on its Oracle Corporation (ORCL) position, shedding 161,430 shares, valued at $41.1 million. After this retreat, their remaining stake in Oracle stood at 3.4 million shares, a modest sum by comparison, worth $964.5 million at the quarter’s end. One can almost hear the faint rustling of paper, the shuffle of spreadsheets, as this vast fortune sways in the currents of corporate maneuvering.
Chevron, you see, is a stock that wears its contradictions with aristocratic indifference. Discounted yet not cheap, dividend-rich yet growth-challenged, it is the kind of paradox that makes the S&P 500-trading at 31 times earnings-look like a spendthrift’s promissory note. The market, that fickle mistress, offers no obvious trinkets for the bargain hunter, but Chevron, in contrast, dons the modest habit of 19 times earnings. A sartorial choice that whispers, “I am not for everyone.”
According to a filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission released on Friday, J. L. Bainbridge & Co. reduced its stake in Delta Air Lines (DAL) by 258,492 shares in the third quarter. The estimated transaction value, based on the average closing price in the quarter, was approximately $14.8 million. Following the trade, the fund held 509,256 shares of Delta Air Lines.
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As the fictional scholar Dr. Isaac Quevedo, custodian of the Library of Babel, once noted (though this could not be verified), markets are palimpsests: seemingly legible until one discovers that the ink itself is a reflection of shifting policy mirrors. The U.S. federal tax credit’s expiration in October 2024, those $7,500 tax incentives that once lit the way like kerosene for morals, now flicker out, leaving automakers stranded at the edge of a financial abyss. The slowdown in EV adoption, the retreat from emissions-stringency policies, and the recursive tariffs-these are not mere external forces but narratives with their own syntax, eroding the coherence of lasered paths forward.
The world had already watched as the giants-Nvidia and Alphabet-rose, not with the elegance of mythical beasts but with the brute strength of a well-prepared battle force. The market, ever so unpredictable, had cast its vote: artificial intelligence was the future, and those who rode its crest would find themselves bearing witness to a prosperous age. Yet, among these colossuses, there remained a quieter, more enigmatic player, one whose destiny was quietly intertwined with the rise of AI, patiently awaiting its moment.