Meta: Still Mostly Functional

They’ve been posting ‘exceptionally strong revenue growth,’ which, in corporate speak, roughly translates to ‘we’ve managed to convince people to look at more advertisements.’ Management seems ‘bullish,’ a word that should be retired to a farm upstate. They’re suggesting ‘long-term prospects’ as if the long-term is something anyone can reliably predict. (It’s like trying to forecast the weather on Neptune. You can make educated guesses, but you’re probably going to be wrong.) And, shockingly, the stock trades at a ‘valuation’ that isn’t immediately catastrophic. A minor miracle, really.







