
Then along comes Nvidia (NVDA +8.01%), struttin’ like a peacock with a pocket full of cash. They drop five billion dollars on Intel – a lifeline, sure, but also a little like givin’ a life raft to the Titanic. They’re gonna embed Intel’s CPUs into some of their stuff. It’s a partnership, they say. I say it’s a hostage situation, but with more soldering. Intel’s stock has gone on a tear, up over 100% since the announcement. A hundred percent! That’s practically a miracle, folks! Or, you know, a really good PR campaign. Look, I’m not sayin’ Intel won’t turn it around, but I’d rather put my money on the horse that’s already winnin’ the race. And that horse, my friends, wears green and black.