The Curious Case of a Fixed-Income Shopping Spree: My Personal CFO and VCSH

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According to the recent filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, dated October 20, 2025, the investment management firm, My Personal CFO, LLC, inaugurated a new position in the Vanguard Short-Term Corporate Bond ETF (VCSH). This foray-albeit hardly a display of tempestuous risk-taking-totaled 165,923 shares, priced at a cool $13.26 million. The acquisition bumped the fund’s total 13F reportable holdings to a respectable 94 as of September 30, 2025, a rather uninspiring number when one considers the far more glamorous stakes routinely splashed across the pages of the financial press.

Pi Network & OpenMind: A Love Story for Robots? 💡🤖

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Pi Network Ventures, with the enthusiasm of a man who’s just discovered that his umbrella is now a cryptocurrency wallet, has completed its inaugural investment-backing OpenMind with all the flair of a Victorian gentleman presenting a rose to a mechanical parrot. This strategic partnership, if one can call it that, aims to create a network of intelligent machines. And let us not forget, both parties insist on open systems and decentralized infrastructure at all times, as if the very thought of a centralized server were a heinous crime. The joint effort, much like a well-choreographed quadrille, links two communities with the grace of a well-timed pun. Their shared vision? That blockchain might just be the answer to life, the universe, and everything-or at least a decent cup of tea. ☕

Institutional Bond ETF Acquisition: A Reflection of Systemic Fragility

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The filing reveals 248,946 shares entered the firm’s custody on the appointed date, their valuation oscillating at $20.94 million-a sum sufficient to construct 13.7 median-priced American dwellings, though insufficient to alter the cosmic indifference of bond markets. This position now anchors the firm’s portfolio, second only to the omnipresent Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF (VTI).

Whales’ Secret Playbook Post-Fed Cuts 🐋💸

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Behold, the great whale herds! They are not roaring into the fray but rather tiptoeing, like cats with stolen sausages, into select tokens where selling pressure wanes and technical setups gleam like polished armor. Data whispers of three such tokens, where whale accumulation has surged since the Fed’s timid gesture-each a potential harbinger of fortune in November’s storm.

LJI Wealth Sells $8M in Small-Cap Growth ETFs

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According to the SEC, LJI trimmed its VTWG stake by 34,737 shares in the third quarter. The trade, based on average pricing, totaled $7.7 million. They still hold 37,211 shares, which is like keeping a dog you’re not sure you love but won’t abandon. So it goes.