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The company, perhaps feeling that the whole “one business model for everything” was starting to resemble a subpar buffet, has decided to separate its Indian Motorcycle division into a standalone entity. Investors, ever the enthusiastic believers in whatever seems vaguely novel, responded by sending the stock climbing 10.4%, a statistic that would have made even the most cynical hedge fund manager pause (for a moment, of course). One wonders if their enthusiasm is the result of actual market insight or simply the collective joy of seeing a company do something that isn’t entirely “business as usual.”

According to an SEC filing, Hixon Zuercher saw fit to pare down its exposure to Caterpillar by 10,631 shares. The funds garnered from this sale-roughly $4.5 million, based on the average closing price for the quarter-might seem substantial at first glance, yet they amount to but a drop in the ocean of the firm’s otherwise safe and largely untroubled holdings. By the close of the third quarter, their remaining stake in Caterpillar stood at a modest 10,776 shares, valued at $5.1 million.

DexCom, that alchemist of blood sugar, has found itself ensnared in a bureaucratic labyrinth of its own design. Its G7 glucose monitor, a device so precise it could measure the tremor of a saint’s doubt, was met with a curse: faster rebate eligibility that drained its coffers like a sieve. This year, tariffs loom like a vengeful specter, their gavel poised to crush margins. Yet, even in this purgatory, the company’s quarterly results-$1.2 billion in revenue, a 15% surge-hint at a phoenix rising from ash.

On a Friday, not long before the long shadow of Netflix’s third-quarter earnings report loomed, Hixon Zuercher, with a few calculated strokes, pruned its position in the streaming giant. A sale was made, and $3.1 million worth of Netflix stock slipped from the portfolio, replaced by quiet hope that this move would weather the winds of change. The fund now holds 2,206 shares, valued at $2.64 million, leaving the rest to time’s judgment.

Now, I’m all for a good rally-who isn’t?-but let’s not forget the timeless wisdom that has so often been neglected by the eager masses. Gartner, bless them, predicts that global spending on AI will hit a staggering $1.5 trillion by 2025, climbing ever higher to $2 trillion in 2026. Quite the handsome figure, to be sure. However, one must wonder: how much of that capital expenditure will end up merely padding the pockets of a few very fortunate souls, rather than fueling the kind of growth that a true bull market requires? Let’s say, for argument’s sake, it works. The Nasdaq rises, the semiconductors and cloud platforms climb, and everyone holds their breath in hopes of finding a decent return.

Buffett’s recent enthusiasm for Pool Corp. (POOL), the world’s largest distributor of swimming pool products, may at first seem like the discovery of a financial Atlantis, yet one must question whether it is truly an unspoiled oasis or merely another reflection in the glass of economic vanity. After all, we are confronted with a corporate structure whose competitive advantage, neatly framed like a well-placed mirror, seems, upon closer inspection, to be little more than an illusion of permanence-a reflection of long-standing dominance over a relatively modest niche.

For those disinclined to participate in this farce, an alternative exists. The Vanguard S&P 500 ETF (VOO) has quietly achieved what 86.9% of professionally managed large-cap funds could not: consistent, fee-defying returns. Its secret? A refusal to pretend stock-picking is an art rather than a coin toss. One might call it the financial equivalent of refusing to attend one’s own execution – though admittedly, the metaphor becomes rather complicated when considering the victims.

And lo, the stock market hath taken notice, for over five years, the shares have ascended with the fervor of a lover’s oath, climbing nearly 150%. Yet, fear not, for the stage is still set for new entrants. Behold, three acts of this grand dividend drama: