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Now, a divergence. A phantom limb extending from the established order. Blue Water Autonomy, a private entity operating outside the usual constellations of military-industrial power, proposes a different geometry. The Liberty-class Uncrewed Surface Vessel (USV). A reduction, a distillation of naval force. One-ninth the size of its manned counterpart, displacing a mere twelve hundred tons. A vessel that requires not officers and sailors, but algorithms and maintenance schedules. A ship, one might say, that dreams of itself.

The usual suspects are to blame, of course. AI, quantum computing… the usual techno-optimism. And let’s not forget the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act. Lowering the corporate tax rate to 21%? It’s like giving a toddler a credit card. Sure, they’re thrilled, but everyone else is bracing for impact. And the resulting share buybacks? Over a trillion dollars. It’s a good time to be a shareholder, if you can ignore the nagging feeling that this is all just… unsustainable.

But let’s not be all gloom and doom. There’s a sensible path here, a way to build a bit of cushion without chasing fool’s gold. Real estate, of course, is the old standby, but it requires a heap of bother and a good deal of capital. I propose a simpler route: stocks that pay dividends. Not the speculative, fly-by-night sort, mind you, but solid, dependable companies that reward their shareholders. I’ve been casting my eye over the market, and I’ve found a few that seem likely to provide a steady flow of income come 2026. Now, I ain’t promising riches, but I reckon these might just keep a man comfortable.

They’re trying to “turn things around,” of course. That’s what they always say. Initiatives. “Synergies.” It’s all buzzwords designed to distract you from the fact that they’re selling a service that, apparently, nobody really needs when they have the option of… actually seeing a human being. And it’s not like it’s a revolutionary idea, talking to a doctor. People were doing it for decades before they needed an app for it.

The recent ascent has not been uniform. While the favored darlings of the market have soared, others have lingered, burdened by the weight of circumstance or simply overlooked in the frenzy. It is among these neglected holdings, these quiet sufferers of market indifference, that one might, with diligent observation, discern a flicker of genuine worth. Two such instances present themselves, though their virtues are not readily apparent to the casual observer.

They’ve swept up some of the worst of it, mind you. But don’t go thinking everything’s rosy. There’s a peculiar beast lurking beneath the surface, and any investor worth their salt needs to give it a good, hard stare before diving in.

First, a modest insider sale, valuing the enterprise at a respectable $800 billion. Then, the ingenious grafting of X (formerly Twitter, a name whispered with a mixture of nostalgia and regret) onto xAI, that laboratory of artificial whimsy. And finally, the pièce de résistance: the amalgamation of this hybrid creature with SpaceX itself. A maneuver, I assure you, that would make even the most seasoned magician raise an eyebrow.

The price per share was around $119.66. A perfectly reasonable number, considering everything. Or maybe not. It’s hard to say. So it goes.

It’s not as though it’s plummeting into the abyss, mind you. It simply lacks the vim and vigour one expects. It’s oscillating, as the analysts so charmingly put it, between points that are remarkably similar. A bit like a rather dull party where everyone is politely avoiding each other.