According to reports, the institute is now finalizing the process to liquidate the assets, as if casting pearls before swine-or regulators. Swine, perhaps, but with better PowerPoint slides.
Enter Mr. Darkfost, the top analyst with a penchant for drama, who whispers of a “major shift” beneath the surface. Ah yes, the Great Jellybean Bank of Bitcoin’s open interest-once a glittering tower of confidence-has been reduced to a soggy crumb. Since the infamous “Great Jellybean Splat” on October 10, where $10 billion vanished like magic tricks at a toddler’s birthday party, leverage has been playing hide-and-seek. The 30-day decline? A record-breaking slump worthy of a standing ovation… from the ghost of greed past.
According to their Thursday sermon-er, announcement-the mystical data will start shimmering into view within a couple of weeks. Just type your question like a genius, and behold the shiftings of fate-most of which will be as unpredictable as your grandma’s opinion on TikTok. 🎱
The Securities and Exchange Commission, that arbiter of silent decrees, bore witness to the sale of 2,128,619 CarMax shares by Diamond Hill Capital Management during the quarter. The fund’s position, once a significant portion of its portfolio, now stands diminished, its value reduced by $251.04 million since June 30, 2025. The remaining 4,833,319 shares, valued at $216.87 million at quarter-end, appear as relics of a former order, their worth measured not in purpose but in the cold arithmetic of market forces.
According to the wizards at CryptoQuant, the Bull Score indicator hit rock bottom on Thursday. Analysts are now waving their arms frantically, shouting that immediate action is needed to prevent a prolonged slump. Because, you know, nothing says “fun” like a financial rollercoaster. 🎢
It’s the classic quarterly ritual: FIRETRAIL, ever so punctual in its filing, reports that it has rid itself of its Ryan Specialty holdings entirely. In the form of a 137,533-share divestment, the move is as smooth as it is decisive, marking the reduction of $9,316,616 in exposure. The price, as is so often the case, reflects only the passing whims of market sentiment.
The November 6 SEC filing reveals a complete liquidation of holdings-a deus ex machina for institutional patience. Where once Wilson Asset saw 2.67% of its AUM tethered to Avantor’s promises, now only the void remains. The quarterly average price of $11.43 per share, a figure that would have once signified stability, now mocks the market’s capacity for self-deception.
More than $104 billion in old Bitcoin has moved since 2024, and it’s got people arguing if the OGs are leaving the market for good or if traders are just having a field day.
Aster (ASTER), the plucky little coin, has been holding its ground above the $1 psychological level, which is more than can be said for some of us after a night at the pub. Recent volatility has been like a Discworld winter-unpredictable and a bit chilly. But hey, early signs of stabilization are here, and futures open interest is climbing like a climber with a climbing habit. Traders are positioning for a breakout, though whether it’s a breakout of joy or despair remains to be seen. 🤔🎢
XRP (XRP) price is now eyeing the $2.00 HTF support like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. After a sharp decline from the $2.72 resistance, it’s time for a dramatic retest. And guess what? Early signs of demand are popping up like daisies in a field of existential dread. Could this be the bottom? Only the universe knows-and it’s not answering its phone. 🤷
