Direxion Daily S&P 500 Bull 3X Shares (NYSEMKT:SPXL) – imagine a Cossack rider lashed to a runaway troika, hurtling three times faster than the S&P 500’s every whim. ProShares – Ultra QQQ (NYSEMKT:QLD), meanwhile, pirouettes with double the Nasdaq-100’s tech-laced rhythm, its hooves shod with silicon chips. Both creatures reset their gait daily, like clockwork dancers cursed to forget yesterday’s steps.
So, Dogecoin’s price decided to be generous and increased by 10% in the last 24 hours. Why? Apparently, the Bitwise Spot Dogecoin ETF is about to be launched, and everyone’s on the edge of their seats. No one saw that coming… except maybe, you know, everyone who’s been watching crypto for 5 minutes. 🙄
According to Cryptoquant’s latest missive, their Bull Score Index has plummeted to zero-a number as devoid of life as a society hostess’s heart. This, they declare, signals an “extremely bearish” posture, a phrase so dreary it could only be uttered by a man in a velvet smoking jacket, sipping absinthe. 🦹♂️💔
Transaction value calculated using SEC Form 4 weighted average purchase price ($115.24); post-transaction value based on Nov. 3, 2025 market close ($967,813.66).
Beta, the silent arbiter of volatility, whispers to us of the storm that is ever at hand, ready to descend upon these funds.
Enter Ali Martinez, the analyst with the answers (or at least, some numbers to point at), who has laid out the crucial support levels if Bitcoin’s fall continues, and the $100K support turns into a distant memory of a wild and crazy time in the market.
Beta measures price volatility relative to the S&P 500; figures use five-year weekly returns.
Cardano’s multi-year triangle is about to finish, and I’m 100% sure it’ll go up. Or maybe not. The $0.51 level is the “make or break” point, which is basically the crypto version of a parent’s “I’m disappointed in you” look. 😬
As if the whole situation wasn’t already enough of a headache, concerns are swirling like a cyclone over its impact. From the economy to the financial markets, everything seems to be caught in this bureaucratic Bermuda Triangle. Analysts are on edge, pondering how much longer this impasse will stretch, and, of course, what sort of delightful economic consequences await us in the coming days. Hold on to your wallets, folks. 😬
Well, well, well. What do we have here? JPMorgan Chase, that reliable titan of finance, has decided to give Bitcoin a big hug through BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF. Meanwhile, Ethereum? Not so much. In fact, they’ve tossed it aside like last season’s fashion trend.