“We stand,” gaspeth Tenev, “at the drip of the ocean, not the crest of the wave-a prediction market supercycle, where dollars and dreams conjoin!” Alas, the crowd mere Baby Steps in this grand farce.
“We’re at the bottom of the range […] this area, the bottom of the range, and the bottom of the range has been quite wide,” said Taylor, who clearly loves repeating himself! 🤪 “So, I’d say between like $2.01 and all the way down to about $1.60. This has been the best area to enter […] for the last […] basically year and a bit.” A year and a bit? That’s not just a buy zone, folks, that’s a buy vacation! 🏖️
Let us consult the scroll of accounts: 543,081 shares, valued at $9.2 million as of September 30, now constituting 1.9% of the fund’s $493 million in reportable U.S. equity holdings. One might marvel at the audacity of a REIT whose shares have pirouetted 60% below their mid-2000s zenith, yet dares to strut upon the stage of valuation as though adorned in new finery. The current price of $17.41-up 10% year-over-year-still trails the S&P 500’s 12% gallop, a tortoise outpaced by a hare of common sense.
Solana’s memecoin frenzy has once again become the most uncomfortable party guest after a U.S. federal court gave the PumpFun lawsuit a pass to proceed. This has dragged Solana Labs and its entourage into the legal spotlight, reigniting questions about whether “fair launches” are just a polite way of saying “random chaos with a side of hope.”
The Jito Foundation is bringing its core operations back to the United States, marking a rare reversal after years in which many crypto firms moved offshore to avoid regulatory pressure. The decision follows what Jito’s leadership describes as a clearer and more constructive policy environment emerging in Washington. 🗽
Shima Capital, the firm that made “Web3” sound like a guaranteed ticket to riches, is now the star of its own financial disaster movie. The SEC just dropped a bombshell lawsuit accusing founder Yida Gao of turning his résumé into a fantasy novel. Spoiler alert: the plot holes are massive. According to Kate Irwin’s reporting, the SEC claims Shima Capital pulled off a “systematic scheme” to dupe investors while serving champagne on a sinking yacht. 🚢
Tom Lee-linked Bitmine is basically the crypto version of a wealthy uncle who always has the best investment tips. 🧑🤝🧑💰 But hey, 48,049 ETH is like a fancy dinner party for your portfolio. 🍷✨
Oracle, bless its servers, couldn’t secure $10 billion from Blue Owl Capital for a Michigan data center. This is the financial equivalent of getting ghosted after a third date-especially awkward since Blue Owl previously funded Oracle’s AI aspirations. Investors now wonder if Oracle’s creditworthiness is somewhere between a college freshman and a man who buys a yacht he can’t afford.
According to the quarterly scroll of the SEC, the wizards sold every last scrip of their investment in the third moon-cycle of the year. Their assets, which had once gleamed with 5.2% of their portfolio’s AUM, were now reduced to ash.² The remaining treasure chest held 32% less gold than before, a clear sign that the wizards had been trimming their sails in preparation for stormier seas.³
The filing reveals a paradox: while reducing their physical share count to 8.4 million, the fund’s proportional commitment has increased. This financial sleight-of-hand occurs against a backdrop where SentinelOne’s market price ($14.56) mocks its 2021 peak with all the cruelty of a Shakespearean villain. Yet the stock persists as their third-largest holding, trailing only NYSE:HNGE and NASDAQ:UDMY in a portfolio that reads like a modern Medici’s ledger.