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The company’s recent performance, it must be conceded, has been… arresting. Revenue surged 70% in the last quarter, a figure that practically demands exclamation points. Net income, a robust $609 million, is a sum that allows for a certain amount of managerial indulgence. And the adjusted free cash flow, a neat $791 million, suggests a business model that, at least for the moment, is rather adept at converting data into dollars. The Rule of 40, a metric beloved by the numerically inclined, registers a dizzying 127% – a statistic that, frankly, feels suspiciously… performative. As if the company is shouting, “Look how fast we’re growing!” – a tactic usually reserved for adolescent cheetahs.

The financial news keeps mentioning something called the “Shiller CAPE Ratio,” which sounds less like an indicator of economic health and more like a cocktail I’d accidentally order at a particularly pretentious bar. Apparently, it’s high. Very high. Which, if I understand correctly (and I rarely do), means things are…overvalued. It reminded me of the time I bought a ceramic cat for $45 at a flea market, convinced it was a rare collectible. It wasn’t. It was just a ceramic cat.

Amazon distinguishes itself through a tripartite revenue model, demonstrating leadership in two sectors and a significant presence in a third. This diversification mitigates risk and provides multiple avenues for sustained growth. The company’s evolution from an online bookstore to an “everything store” established its dominance in e-commerce, culminating in its surpassing Walmart as the world’s largest retailer in 2025. Fourth-quarter results reveal net sales of $213.4 billion, a 14% year-over-year increase, with 57% attributable to digital retail and third-party seller services. This translated to net income of $24.9 billion, up 18%.

As of the year 2026, the pursuit of artificial intelligence resembles nothing so much as a frantic race towards an unknowable horizon. The great tech principalities – Amazon, Alphabet, and others – are expending fortunes, sums that would once have financed entire kingdoms, on ‘data centers’ – vast repositories of calculation. Amazon, for example, has declared its intention to increase its capital expenditures by a staggering 50%, reaching a total of 200 billion units of currency. Alphabet’s ambitions are comparable, earmarking between 175 and 185 billion. The estimates suggest that the total expenditure on artificial intelligence this year alone could exceed 700 billion. A prodigious sum, indeed.

At the heart of this rather startling transformation is Optimus, Tesla’s humanoid robot. Musk is so convinced of Optimus’ potential that he’s begun to…re-prioritize. The production of the Model S and X, those perfectly respectable vehicles, is being scaled back. The Fremont factory, previously dedicated to building cars, is being repurposed for robot manufacturing. It’s a bold move, akin to rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, but with more silicon and fewer lifeboats.

Duolingo, you see, is the company that encourages one to learn languages. Rather like a particularly persistent governess, but with an app. A surprising number of people – fifty million daily, in fact – seem to enjoy it, mostly for free. Though eleven and a half million are sufficiently desperate – or perhaps merely polite – to pay a small monthly fee. It’s all frightfully clever, and, more importantly, it’s growing. Revenue was up 41% last quarter, outpacing user growth – which is always a good sign. They even managed to turn a profit, which, in this day and age, is practically a miracle.

So, you want to invest? Fine. Let’s be clear: there’s risk. Plenty of it. But if you must play this game, here are three companies that, at least, seem to have a slightly better grasp of what they’re doing. Don’t come crying to me when it all goes south, though. I’m just a historian. And a slightly unreliable narrator.

One is inclined to consider, however, that a sustained series of innovations in the year 2026 could signal a favorable turn for this established technological house. It is not merely the devices themselves, but the currents they represent, that merit our attention.

Vistra Corp [VST 2.32%], they’ve been cleaning up. Up 652% over three years. That kind of number usually attracts attention, the kind that comes with a price tag. The stock dipped recently, a little wobble in the line, and now it’s hovering below $200. Makes the dividend look…interesting. So the question isn’t whether Vistra is a power play, but whether it’s a power play that’s about to fade.

They call it Optimus. A humanoid robot. The promise is efficiency, a future where machines do the work we don’t want to. Sounds good on paper. The market, predictably, is already pricing in a miracle. A stock can do funny things when fed a steady diet of dreams. I’ve seen it before. Plenty of times.