Three Funds. Maybe They’ll Help.

There are these indicators, these little warnings. The Shiller CAPE ratio. The Buffett indicator. They suggest things might not stay so rosy. Numbers don’t lie, though people sure do try to make them. It’s a funny thing, this whole financial world. A bit of a mess, really.

A Transaction and Its Echoes: Beam Therapeutics

The price at which these shares found a new owner – thirty-five dollars, weighted by the market’s fickle hand – is a reminder that value, like beauty, lies largely in the eye of the beholder. And the subsequent valuation, thirty-four dollars and twenty-six cents, a mere trifle less, illustrates the ephemeral nature of such pronouncements. To reduce a company, a striving, a potential for healing, to such precise figures is, perhaps, a necessary evil of commerce, but one should not mistake the map for the territory.

Sandisk: A Memory, and a Gamble

Investor looking at charts

Wall Street, naturally, is trying to figure it all out. They see a company worth buying, but they also see…well, they see numbers. As of January 30th, the stock was trading at $576 a share. The high-end analysts think it could hit $1,000. Optimistic souls. The low end? $235. A 59% downside. They’re hedging their bets, those analysts. Smart, in a way. Though, what do they know?

AMD: Sustaining Momentum in a Shifting Landscape

AMD’s client segment revenue increased by 46% year-over-year in the third quarter, currently constituting approximately 30% of total revenue. This growth is partially attributable to anticipated demand for Ryzen AI-powered PCs, with over 120 designs slated for release in 2026. While this represents a positive development, the extent to which these designs translate into sustained market share gains remains contingent upon competitive pricing and effective channel management.

Dust & Dividends: Three Tales of a Million

There are stories, whispered amongst those who watch the markets, of small sums grown into fortunes. Not overnight miracles, but the slow, steady accumulation of years, of patience. These aren’t tales of reckless gambling, but of finding a current, and letting it carry you.

Trimble: A Quiet Accumulation

But the truly interesting movements, the subtle shifts in the market’s peculiar anatomy, rarely announce themselves with such vulgar displays. One must peer beneath the surface, past the frantic scribbling of analysts and the pronouncements of self-proclaimed visionaries. And it is there, in the dimly lit corners of 13F filings and the quiet accumulation of shares, that one finds…Trimble (TRMB 1.13%).

Fleeting Diversions: A Study in Capital and Vanity

The pursuit of profit, however, is rarely aligned with genuine contentment. Companies offering these transient pleasures are, by their very nature, subject to the whims of fortune, rising and falling with the tides of economic circumstance. When the purse strings tighten, it is not necessities that are first abandoned, but these very indulgences. Yet, for those possessed of a long view – or, perhaps, a stubborn refusal to acknowledge the futility of it all – there may lie a chance to profit from the anxieties of others.

Harmony’s CFO & The Art of Timely Disposals

A modest sum, perhaps, in the grand scheme of pharmaceutical fortunes. Though, as any seasoned investor knows, it’s not the size of the slice, but the quality of the pie. The weighted average purchase price, a mere $37.15 per share, suggests a degree of foresight. A man who buys low and sells… well, at a reasonable price, is a man to be reckoned with.

Saylor’s Bitcoin Bet: A Clown Car of Conviction or Genius?

Ah, Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy), the poster child of Bitcoin maximalism, is once again dancing on the edge of a razor blade. With Bitcoin’s recent dip into the high-$70,000 range, the company finds itself a paltry 1.8% away from breaking even. Yet, Michael Saylor, the ringmaster of this financial circus, remains unfazed. Even if Bitcoin plunges to $1, he claims, Strategy won’t liquidate. No, they’ll just keep buying-because nothing screams “prudent investment strategy” like doubling down on a sinking ship.

The Illusion of Access

The practice, once commonplace, receded into a quiet obsolescence, only to re-emerge, not as a testament to growth, but as a symptom of a peculiar societal anxiety. The elevated price of a share becomes, in itself, a barrier, a gate kept by an unseen bureaucrat. The split, then, is not an opening of the gate, but the creation of a larger number of smaller, equally illusory keys.