Enduring Yields: A Portfolio’s Quiet Strength

There are certain names, whispered among those who understand the rhythm of capital, that represent not merely companies, but enduring landscapes. Coca-Cola, Realty Income, and Walmart – each a testament to the power of consistency, each a slow, deliberate growth mirroring the ancient unfolding of seasons. These are not fleeting blossoms, but the deep roots that sustain a forest.

Progress Software: A Mild Uprising

Revenue climbed 18% to $253 million. Eighteen percent! That’s almost… significant. Like, enough to buy a slightly nicer sandwich at lunch. Operating income surged 78% to $38.4 million. They’re practically swimming in cash. Or at least, they’re sitting in a slightly larger pool of it. The operating margin went up 5 percentage points to 15%. Fifteen percent! That’s enough to make a bean counter weep with joy. And operating cash flow? Rocketed 220% to $62.8 million. I suspect a rogue accountant may have accidentally added an extra zero. It happens, you know. We’ve all been there.

Interactive Brokers: A Measured Ascent

The stock itself, having already appreciated by some 18% in the early weeks of 2026, sits at a curious juncture. Is it, one wonders, a peak already scaled, or merely a stepping stone to further heights? The gain, substantial as it is, follows a prior ascent of 46% in 2025, and, viewed over the longer arc of five years, reveals a staggering increase of 340%. Such relentless upward momentum invariably invites skepticism, a cautious assessment of the foundations upon which this edifice is built.

AppLovin: Another Short Report, Another Headache

The stock dipped 5.8% today, which, okay, it could be worse. It actually recovered a bit yesterday after the initial drop. But still. It’s exhausting. It’s like, will anything ever just…go up steadily? Is that too much to ask? I’ve been trying to be a rational investor, you know? Diversify, long-term thinking… but then something like this happens and I just want to sell everything and buy gold bullion and hide it under the mattress.

AI Stocks: Still Worth the Hype?

AI Stock Chart

The big question now, of course, is whether we’re looking at another year of gains, or if we’ve reached peak AI euphoria. Because let’s face it, everything is a bubble until it pops. I’m not saying it will pop, just that I’ve already started mentally preparing my resignation speech.

Two Stocks for the AI Age

Nvidia, of course, has already done rather well out of all this. A truly impressive performance, and one that’s left a good many people feeling rather clever. But the AI story is far from over, and there are other players poised to benefit. Two in particular, if you’re inclined to be optimistic, look particularly interesting. They’re not necessarily household names – yet – but they’re worth a closer look, especially if you’re hoping to outperform the S&P 500 in the coming years.

Neynar Takes the Wheel: A Dramatic Shift in the Farcaster Saga

In a twist worthy of a grand Russian novel, Neynar has secured the reins of Farcaster, sealing his fate as the new sovereign of the protocol, its main app, and Clanker, as per today’s melodramatic announcement from Farcaster’s co-founders, Dan Romero and Varun Srinivasan.

The Quiet Dignity of Boring Stocks

I’ve been watching these AI companies, and it feels a bit like watching a toddler attempt a complex construction project. Lots of enthusiasm, a few impressive blocks stacked, and then, inevitably, a spectacular collapse. Meanwhile, over there, in the beige corner of the market, UPS and Verizon are just…delivering things and making phone calls. It’s almost insulting how stable they are.

CVS Health: A Penny Saved is a Penny to Ponder

Come February the tenth, they’ll be holdin’ a confab to talk over the latest reckonin’ for the fourth quarter. A bit of a showin’ of hands, if you will, to see which way the wind’s blowin’ for the year ahead. The question, then, is this: should a body go and buy a piece of CVS Health before they spill the beans, or is it wiser to sit tight and watch the cards fall?