Enter Captain Faibik, the crypto analyst with a name that sounds like a pirate but talks like a prophet. ⚓ He’s waving his hands frantically, shouting that this isn’t just a hiccup-it’s the beginning of a major correction! Late buyers, beware! You might just find yourselves trapped in a digital dungeon, while the big fish swim away with their treasure. 🤑
The magnitude of this transfer is not to be trifled with, for it constitutes more than two percent of the daily global XRP turnover. One can scarcely imagine the potential consequences should even a modicum of this sum find its way into the open markets. The price, already a delicate creature, might well be sent into a most unseemly flutter. 🌀
Peter Brandt was graciously quoted by Cointelegraph, spilling pearls of wisdom indicating that a new ATH could emerge within mere days, while simultaneously keeping the door ajar for the possibility of plummeting to the yawning depths of $50K.
When folks talk about the S&P 500 (^GSPC)-that most revered of stock market indexes-if it falls by 20% from its highest point, it’s declared a “bear market.” And, by all accounts, Target is being mauled. It has lost more than 45% of its value in the past year, and a dismal two-thirds of its value over the past five years. A sight so ugly, you’d think it was the monster from the deep. Meanwhile, the broader market is off dancing to all-time highs, as oblivious as ever. But there’s a silver lining-oh yes, there is.
Fortunately, Tesla’s EV sales returned to growth in the recent third quarter (ended Sept. 30). The company will release its full operating results for the quarter on Wednesday, Oct. 22, which will give investors an update not only on its EV business, but also on future product platforms like the Cybercab autonomous robotaxi and the Optimus humanoid robot.
While the short-term vibe is as flaky as a poorly baked scone, some technical wizards are whispering that the market might be plotting a sneaky comeback. After all, who doesn’t love a good surprise? 🧙♂️
For one, investors were not happy when the luxury electric vehicle (EV) company reported lower-than-expected deliveries during the third quarter of 2025. Imagine if your favorite magician forgot to pull a rabbit out of his hat-only to find it had been replaced with a tax audit. *Sigh.*
Arkham Intelligence, those on-chain detectives, have been busy with their magnifying glasses, and they’ve found a little something. A cool 127,426 BTC, all traced back to the notorious Lubian.com mining pool. And here’s the kicker: this all goes down in late 2020. Talk about a blast from the past! 🕵️♂️
According to a CryptoQuant Quicktake by the ever-observant TeddyVision, Bitcoin’s Inter-Exchange Flow Pulse (IFP) has been drooping like a sad balloon at a canceled birthday party. 🎈😢 This means the crypto exchanges are as quiet as a library during finals week, and arbitrage opportunities are rarer than a polite comment section on the internet. 🕵️♂️🔍
Zerohedge, ever the drama queen, linked the surge in gold, silver, and bitcoin to the “currency debasement” caused by governments spending billions on AI arms races. Because nothing says “we’re building a better future” like funding a robot war. 🤖💥 Musk, ever the tech savant, agreed, writing: “True. That is why bitcoin is based on energy: you can issue fake fiat currency, and every government in history has done so, but it is impossible to fake energy.” Because, let’s face it, no one’s going to trick a power plant into thinking it’s generating more electricity than it actually is. ⚡