Upon a fine December morning in the year 2024, CryptoOnChain, always one to spin a delightful yarn, announced a curious shift among Ethereum’s loyalists. From a rather modest net inflow, a sum no less than £960 million found its way to Binance, an exchange of much renown. This change is all the more striking, given the precedents that saw the asset withdraw favor since July of 2025.
Behold, the exchange deposits spike! More SHIB floods onto exchanges than flees them, a dance of liquidity that tilts the market into sellers’ hands. Sellers, those grinning ghouls in tailored suits! Tokens parked on exchanges? A liquid supply, yes-but not for the faint-hearted. No, these coins are not for long-term love; they’re for hedging, selling, or collateralizing like a drunken bet. And lo! The imbalance is etched into the price action, as plain as a beggar’s pockets. 🎭📉
For the investor, the stock market’s performance has long been a rite of passage, a cycle of ascent and descent that has persisted with the reliability of a clockwork mechanism. Over the past century, equities have outpaced all other asset classes, their returns a steady stream of gold poured into the coffers of those who dared to participate. But even the most steadfast observer might now feel the weight of an unspoken dread, as if the market’s current euphoria were a mirage, a fleeting illusion before the curtain of reality descends.
In a recent X post, Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin announced that Ethereum is undergoing a transformation-not just in speed, but in its very soul. PeerDAS has hit the mainnet, and ZK-EVMs have reached performance levels worthy of a Broadway show, even if they’re still in rehearsal. 🎬
Ripple divulged, with all the subtlety of Proust’s memories, that the venerable David Schwartz, whose tenure outlasted several of our era’s bitcoins, has indeed retired to a less quotidian pastime. As of the end of December 2025, his work-life metamorphosis led him to adopt the appellation CTO Emeritus.
The 1-year price performance, calculated to the day of Mr. Schingler’s sale, reads like a fever chart of speculative excess.
So, “safe havens” became the buzzword du jour. Everyone’s running around like, “Where’s the lifeboat?!” And wouldn’t you know it-gold (XAU), that old grandpa of assets, dusts off his orthopedic shoes and sprints up 65% to $4,500. A record! Grandpa’s got moves! 💃👴
The third-quarter filing disclosed the acquisition, which now values the position at $11.88 million. This incremental step-a small corner of Onex Canada’s $786 million portfolio-is either a sign of quiet confidence or a bet against the current trends.
A tapestry of metrics unfurls: the annual fee, a minuscule fraction of assets, serving as a silent arbiter of fiscal prudence; the AUM, a monument to institutional gravitas; the beta, a metronome of market alignment. The investor, perched on the precipice of choice, must weigh these subtleties against the grander symphony of performance.
Kiyosaki, ever the Cassandra of capitalism, spent the year sketching a grim portrait of global markets teetering on the edge of disaster. His dire predictions, delivered with the gravitas of a man who’s seen it all (or at least written about it), painted 2026 as the year the house of cards finally collapses. And bitcoin? Well, bitcoin was his chosen lifeline.