Shifting Sands & Shiny Things

February saw a particular fondness for stocks from Developed Economies, excluding our own. The Vanguard FTSE Developed Markets Index Fund ETF (VEA 2.36%) climbed a respectable 6.1%, and is currently boasting a 7.5% gain for the year. A solid performance, though one suspects the numbers are being massaged by highly-trained accountants and a liberal application of wishful thinking.

OKB’s Farce: A 60% Leap, Then a Plunge – Oh, the Drama!

The initial euphoria, it seems, was sparked by whispers of Intercontinental Exchange (ICE) casting its august gaze upon OKX. The masses, ever so credulous, interpreted this as a divine endorsement, sending OKB into a frenzied ascent. Yet, as with all fleeting passions, the ardor cooled, and reality-that most unforgiving of critics-reasserted itself.

Air Taxis: A Flight of Fancy or Future Fortune?

Joby, at present, is mostly a collection of very clever engineers and a rather substantial burn rate. They’re spending a lot of money trying to build something that, until recently, existed primarily in science fiction. There are other companies chasing this dream – the sky, it seems, is becoming rather crowded with hopeful aircraft designers – but they’re all, at this stage, largely preoccupied with getting their machines approved by regulators, a process that can take longer than building the aircraft itself. It’s a bit like trying to launch a rocket while simultaneously writing a 500-page environmental impact statement.

The Metals Company: A Speculative Venture

The company’s ambition – to harvest mineral wealth from the abyssal plains of the ocean – is, to say the least, unconventional. Rather than excavating the earth, a practice fraught with both expense and social disruption, they propose to gather polymetallic nodules, those curious formations lying upon the seabed, containing a concentration of nickel, copper, cobalt, and manganese most gratifying to the modern industrialist. It is a scheme promising, should it succeed, to diminish our dependence upon foreign suppliers – a circumstance ever desirable, and increasingly so in these unsettled times.

Plug Power: A Flicker of Profit

The company, you see, began by crafting these curious devices for forklifts – mechanical beasts employed in the endless shuffling of goods within vast warehouses. But the true peculiarity lay in the fuel itself. They would supply the hydrogen, purchased from others at a considerable cost, and then sell it to their customers, accepting a loss with the solemnity of a funeral procession. It was a business model built on the principle of cheerfully throwing money into a bonfire, a spectacle that attracted the attention of investors with a particular fondness for self-inflicted wounds.

XRP vs. Zcash: A Most Improbable Investment

If you have precisely $1,000 burning a hole in your digital pocket, which one deserves your attention? Let’s unpack this, shall we? (Unpacking, incidentally, is a severely underrated skill in the modern world. Mostly because everyone just throws everything into boxes and hopes for the best.)

Guardian Capital’s Boyd Group Dip

Here’s the thing. Guardian Capital didn’t own a single share of Boyd Group as of September 30th. Zip. Nada. Then, suddenly, over 448,000 shares appear. It’s like they realized, mid-quarter, that collision repair was a growth industry. Or maybe their analyst had a particularly bad parking experience.

Pakistan’s Crypto Coup: A Gogol-esque Tale of Shariah, Satoshi, and Shenanigans

In a twist that would make even Gogol blush, Pakistan hath legalized cryptocurrency. President Zardari, with a stroke of his pen, hath turned a gray market into a gleaming beacon of financial propriety. The Senate and National Assembly, in a rare display of efficiency, passed the bill with all the haste of a man fleeing a debtor. And so, 40 million crypto users find themselves no longer in the shadows but under the watchful eye of the law.

Aehr Test Systems: A Spot of Luck, Perhaps?

It appears the company has been rather successful in securing some new contracts, a development which, naturally, tickled the fancy of investors. Year to date, the stock has climbed a most impressive 100.5%, a performance that suggests either a genius stroke of management or a temporary lapse in the collective judgment of the financial world. One suspects it’s a bit of both, what?