BTC Dumps to $90K, HYPE Crashes 9%-What’s Next? 🚀💥

Bitcoin started the week with a “I’m gonna be a big boy today!” vibe, hitting $92K, but then… sigh… the bears came in with a “You’re not as cool as you think” punch. Now it’s chilling at $90,200. Because nothing says “confidence” like a 2% dip. 📉

Why Argosy-Lionbridge Reduced Its Stake in Veris Residential

Argosy-Lionbridge, once holding a sizeable fortune in Veris Residential, saw fit to trim its portfolio. As of September 30, their remaining shares now stood at a paltry 265,413 – valued at just $4 million. A far cry from the $5.5 million they once hoarded with fervor. It’s like a child reluctantly giving up their favorite, but now quite tattered, teddy bear. Only this bear was worth a great deal more than a few lost naps.

Shadows on Wall Street: The CAPE Ratio’s Ominous Forecast

There is a rhythm to the market, a pulse that beats in cycles of greed and fear. This year, the Federal Reserve’s whispered promises of rate cuts and the birth of technologies like artificial intelligence had stirred hope. But hope, like the rain in a drought, can be a cruel illusion. For the S&P 500, now teetering near 6,900, history casts a long shadow. A single number-a ghost of past excesses-whispers of a reckoning in 2026.

Vanguard ETFs: A Portfolio Manager’s View

The Vanguard Information Technology ETF, tracking 314 U.S. companies, leans heavily on semiconductors, software, and electronics hardware. Its expense ratio of 0.09% is a quiet tax on ambition. The five largest holdings-Nvidia (18.1%), Apple (14.2%), Microsoft (12.9%), Broadcom (4.4%), and Palantir (2.1%)-are not merely stocks but totems of an era. The sector trades at 28.6 times forward earnings, a modest premium to its five-year average of 27.2 and a more significant one to the 10-year average of 24.7. Yet, Wall Street’s estimate of 26% earnings growth next year tempers the gloom.

Circle Entrances Visionière Cirque of Abu Dhabi

On a day adorned by the frivolity of Tuesday, Circle Internet Group declared to the world with fervor rare, having obtained from the Financial Services Regulatory Authority of the illustrious Abu Dhabi Global Market a license most prestigious – a Financial Services Permission. Ah, to be one in the exotic land of the International Financial Centre of Abu Dhabi! This accolade bestows upon the issuer the esteemed title of Money Services Provider, amidst dreams woven with piastres and dirhams. 🧚‍♂️

BlackRock’s Staked ETH ETF: A Game-Changer or Just Another Crypto Hype? 💰

BlackRock has submitted its S-1 form-a document so dense, it could double as a doorstop. 📄 The iShares Ethereum Staking Trust (ETHB) aims to “reflect the performance of ether” while doling out staking rewards. A noble goal, if you ignore the fact that it’s essentially a fancy way to say, “Let’s all try to get rich off a blockchain.” 🤝

21Shares and Crypto.com Join Forces on New CRO Trust and ETF

Crypto.com and 21Shares Partnership

Hold on to your hats folks, because 21Shares and Crypto.com have just announced they’re officially in business together. Their goal? To launch some shiny new investment products that track the Cronos (CRO) token. We’re talking about a CRO private trust and an Exchange Traded Fund (ETF) – because why settle for less when you can have it all?

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Ripple’s valuation now sits at a cool $40 billion, a number so large it could buy the entire kingdom of Discworld and still have enough left to tip the bartender. The investors? A who’s-who of Wall Street’s finest, including Citadel Securities and Fortress Investment Group, who’ve apparently decided that crypto is the new black-or at least the new get-rich-quick-scheme-with-a-side-of-paperwork. But let’s not get bogged down by numbers. The real magic here is in the fine print, which is thicker than a troll’s wallet.

Mendon Capital’s Bold Bet on Regional Bank

The SEC’s document arrived like a cold wind. Mendon, a firm with a nose for value, took a stake in Simmons First National during the third quarter. The numbers don’t lie: 406,570 shares, worth nearly eight million at quarter-end. A quiet bet, but a calculated one.