Crypto’s $790M Tsunami: SOL, AVAX, DOGE Drown or Surf? 🌊💰
Behold, the key unlocks of this tragicomic farce! Optimism (OP) leads the charge with $91.49 million, a sum that would make a tsar weep. Fasttoken (FTN) follows, clutching its $89.8 million like a miser clutching his last kopek. LayerZero (ZRO) adds $51.16 million, while Velodrome Finance (VELO) and Arbitrum (ARB) unleash $49.32 million and $47.8 million, respectively. A veritable feast of folly, where each player vies for their moment in the spotlight, only to be swallowed by the void of the market’s indifference. 🎭