According to the SEC filing, McGuire’s portfolio managers executed a reduction in their Lam Research position during Q3 2025, a maneuver that left them clutching 269,611 shares. The transaction, valued at $2.79 million, was executed with the precision of a chess grandmaster sacrificing a pawn to control the board-or perhaps the desperate gambit of a man who just remembered he left the stove on.
KuCoin, that most enterprising of exchanges, has woven KuPool into its tapestry, a “trust-based” system where miners may verify their hash rate with the precision of a Russian poet measuring syllables. Among the assets? DOGE, LTC, and soon BTC-though one might wonder if BTC, hearing its name in such company, sighs with existential dread. The inclusion of DOGE, that playful cur, hints at KuCoin’s whimsical nod to the masses who mine with joy, not just profit.
As of October 20, 2025, My Personal CFO’s 13F filing-now that’s the fancy paperwork institutions file with the SEC-shows they’ve completely liquidated their Okta position. All those shares, gone. They’ve walked away, leaving a hole in their portfolio as empty as a church pew on a Sunday morning. With that, Okta no longer holds any weight in the fund’s reported assets, which, by the way, totaled 94 different positions as of September 30, 2025. Not a bad list, but Okta is out the door.
Behold, Bitcoin hath returned to the lofty sum of $115,000, following October’s tumultuous market convulsions-occasioned by the US-China Trade Relations’ tempest-which reduced 1.6 million traders to beggary and inflicted $19 billion upon the leveraged sector. One might suppose such chaos rivals the social upheavals of a particularly disastrous ball at Netherfield.
The mystical Foundation, in a voice both triumphant and sardonic, declared: The 33rd quarterly BNB token burn is done. 1.44 million BNB – gone, vanished into the ether – with triumphant flames licking the air. Details? Oh, yes, look below, if you’re brave enough to face the flames. – BNB Chain (@BNBCHAIN) October 27, 2025
Bitcoin seems to be picking up after a shaky mid-October crash which saw over $19B in crypto liquidations. $BTC has pulled away from lows around $105K to a current price of $115K, and some analysts predict this is just the start of a more intense rally. 🚀💸
Which digital darlings court disaster, and which Cassandras whisper warnings? Let us descend into the chaos, dear reader, with all the gravitas of a Russian winter. 🥶
But wait, there’s more! This cheeky coin outpaced every other top 50 heavyweight in the market, leaving them all puffing and panting in its wake. Volumes spiked like a startled hedgehog, as traders scrambled to join the party after a single tweet from the mighty Arthur Hayes. 📈🦔
The recent rally in Pi Network’s price is less a meteor and more a slow-burning fuse, hinting at deeper currents. Analysts, those modern-day seers, point to a surge in user activity, mainnet interactions, and whispers of future exchange listings. According to the latest market data, Pi’s uptrend is a cocktail of technical and fundamental factors, though one wonders if it’s more snake oil than solid gold 💰🧪.
It’s not just the numbers that got folks talkin’, no siree. There’s a story behind the numbers, like a tale told by the old folks ’round the fire. A technical breakout, millions of tokens slippin’ off the exchanges, and a crowd of new KYC approvals-like a flood after a drought. It’s the kind of thing that makes a man’s heart race, wonderin’ if the tide’ll hold or if it’ll crash back into the sea.
