Three months? Nearly doubled. Since my September prediction – a prediction I’m now legally obligated to remind everyone about – we’re up 165%. Which, frankly, is embarrassing for all the other chip companies. It’s like watching a rom-com where the underdog actually gets the girl. And the stock? Scorching hot into 2026. I’m starting to think I should quit my day job and just become a stock whisperer.
During the last quarter, Atwater Malick acquired 42,862 shares of ACWX. The figure, as best as anyone can calculate given the inherent imprecision of financial reporting (it’s all approximations, really, based on assumptions about the speed of light and the migratory patterns of accountants), equates to roughly $2.84 million. And, rather delightfully, the value of the fund itself increased by $3.27 million – a figure that accounts for both the purchase and the general upward tendency of things that people decide are worth more. It’s a curious phenomenon, this “value,” isn’t it? (One might spend a lifetime pondering it, and still end up with a slightly dented teapot.)
How did AVNT achieve this? Let’s call it a perfect storm of network activity and technicalities that sound like a magician’s list of secrets, none of which involve rabbits in hats. The token’s meteoric rise had a lot of on-chain busywork, which, in crypto speak, often means people either shopping or getting ready to panic-sell later.
Yet, even in the most assured of ascensions, a counter-current begins to form. The disparity between the grand estates of the S&P 500 and the more modest holdings of the Russell 2000 – the smaller concerns, the nimble ventures – has been, of late, quite striking. As one observes the charts – these pale imitations of life, these attempts to impose order on chaos – the gulf between the two becomes almost… melancholic. The larger firms have doubled the returns of their smaller counterparts, a circumstance that speaks not necessarily of inherent superiority, but perhaps of a certain… inertia. They are the established landowners, content to reap what is sown, while the smaller tenants strive to cultivate new fields.
The notion of permitting these new, untamed exchanges within Nigeria proved, shall we say, a trifle more complex than some had anticipated. Quidax bravely attempted this peer-to-peer dance, only to find the music abruptly stopped.
The first, MGK, is a concentration of power. A handful of companies, already immense, are offered as the engines of prosperity. It’s a simple wager: that the strong will grow stronger, and a trickle will fall to those below. The cost of entry is low – a mere 0.07% – but the reliance on so few is a weight on the spirit. The second, IWO, spreads its hope more thinly. Over a thousand smaller companies, each a flicker in the darkness. It demands a steeper toll – 0.24% – but offers the illusion of broader participation.
They speak of a rally, a “disastrous swoon.” Such dramatic language for a game played with numbers on a screen. But beneath the surface, a current stirs. I predict four dollars by 2026. Not because of any inherent virtue in this XRP, but because the appetite for illusion is boundless, especially amongst those with little else to feed on.
Planet Labs, you see, is not merely a purveyor of satellite imagery; it is a chronicler of our age, a silent witness to the slow unraveling and occasional blossoming of human endeavor. It offers, in essence, a daily accounting of the Earth’s surface, a granular record of change that is becoming increasingly valuable in a world obsessed with prediction and control. The company operates on a subscription basis, a peculiar modern alchemy where access to the heavens is traded for earthly currency. And recently, the whispers of success have grown louder, fueled by a nine-figure contract with Sweden’s military—a deal sealed not in boardrooms, but in the shared anxieties of a continent bracing for uncertainty. The stock, predictably, has danced accordingly, a 28% ascent year-to-date, a staggering 468% leap over the past year – numbers that, to a seasoned eye, suggest a momentum that is, if not entirely sustainable, at least worthy of careful consideration.
Among the giants who now posture for dominance in this unfolding drama, two names stand out: Microsoft and Oracle. Both have amassed considerable wealth and influence, and both now seek to harness the power of these artificial engines. Microsoft, through the integration of these tools into the everyday routines of labor, and Oracle, through the provision of the very infrastructure upon which these routines are built. To understand their prospects is not merely to forecast financial gain, but to glimpse the shape of the world to come.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a central bank in possession of a healthy economy must be in want of a little tinkering. The Fed, you see, plays the role of economic physician, administering doses of interest rates to stimulate or subdue the beast. Too much stimulus, and inflation, that insidious malady, takes hold. Too little, and the economy falls into a melancholic slumber. A fine line, indeed, and one upon which these esteemed governors stroll with an air of self-importance.