🤑 ETH’s Wild Ride: Will It Sweep or Sleep? 🌪️

Liquidity Heatmap

On the first day of November, Pillows, in a post most sagacious, revealed the secrets of Coinglass’s liquidity heatmap. Behold, the upper band, stretching from $3,900 to $4,200, doth teem with limit orders, as traders lie in wait, ready to sell like merchants at a flea market! 🛍️ This, dear reader, is the resistance zone, a fortress that bulls must breach if they hope to ascend to glory.

Warren Shatters CZ’s Corrupt Grip: DOJ Truth Prevails! 😏⚖️

This clash erupted in the digital wildfire after Warren’s draught of digital dissent on October 23, following Zhao’s miraculous pardon by the presidential alchemist, stirring anew the tempest of crypto dominion and the insidious dance of politics in the marketplace of electronic specters.

Nabokovian Notes on a BlackLine Share Sale

transforming chaos into order, spreadsheets into symphonies. Its target audience-multinational corporations, large domestic enterprises, and mid-market firms-seeks to modernize finance and compliance processes, a quest as old as double-entry bookkeeping itself.

Bitcoin Dominance: Altcoin Apocalypse 🚨 or Crypto Chaos? 🤷‍♂️

Enter PlanD, the Sherlock Holmes of crypto charts, who’s spotted a familiar face in the BTC.D graph. It’s like seeing your ex’s haircut from 2025-nostalgic, but with more blockchain. 🕵️‍♂️📉 For the uninitiated, Bitcoin Dominance is that clingy friend who tracks how much crypto attention is on BTC versus “those other coins.” A rise means BTC’s hogging the spotlight; a drop? Cue the altcoin confetti. 🎉

Wealth Firm Sells Stewart Stake, Keeps Real Estate Foot

According to the SEC filing, Outlook Wealth Advisors quietly reduced its STC stake by nearly 50,000 shares. The sale, valued at $3.4 million, left them with 49,836 shares worth $3.7 million. It’s like buying a coffee and then deciding you only need half the cup-except the cup is a multi-billion-dollar company.