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The stock has bounced up and down like a toddler on a sugar rush, spiking nearly 90% last week before taking a breather. Investors, in their infinite wisdom, are trying to figure out what this chip company might actually be worth after emerging from bankruptcy. Because, of course, bankruptcy is where all the exciting corporate drama happens, right?

The fateful summit with regulators occurred on Tuesday, where Replimune’s RP1-a cancer drug partnered with Bristol Myers Squibb‘s Opdivo-was dissected with the precision of a surgeon and the enthusiasm of a tax audit. The June “complete response letter” from the FDA had already cast a shadow over the drug’s prospects, but this meeting merely confirmed what seasoned investors have always known: hope is a poor substitute for due diligence.

Lam Research, for all its technical brilliance, had the good taste to remain entirely uneventful on this particular day. Its stock’s upward trajectory, however, was less a product of its own doings and more a side effect of two of its clients-Nvidia and Intel-engaging in what can only be described as a high-stakes game of cosmic Monopoly. The rules? Something about custom data centers, PC products, and “accelerating applications.” The details, like all such corporate alchemy, are best left to the professionals (and perhaps a team of philosophers with a strong coffee habit).

At the dawn of this fateful day, the company, once merely a whisper among titans, made a declaration that rippled through the atmosphere like the tolling of a bell. Its pact with UZ Energy, sealed in the fervor of late July, would cost SES approximately $25.5 million-a sum seemingly paltry in the grand tapestry of capitalistic enterprise, yet heavy with implication. The inevitability of financial performance weighed upon this figure like the burden of guilt beneath which the soul heaves.

Patel, that paragon of bureaucratic foresight, found himself in a Congressional hearing ostensibly about matters far more consequential than doughnuts. Yet when asked about government officials’ stock portfolios-a topic as dry as a stale cronut-he casually mentioned seeing “a good investment opportunity” in Krispy Kreme. One might as well ask a teapot about the meaning of life and receive a dissertation on tea leaves. Patel had already disclosed his stake months prior, but the delay in SEC filings created a fog of uncertainty: Was this a holding, a hedge, or a particularly sweet dream?

For the discerning contrarian, the proposition arises: should one aloofly regard their $5,000-a sum untainted by life’s pressing obligations-as an opportunity for investment? Perhaps indulging in the peculiar delights of two illustrious tech stocks might just be the affronting act of rebellion we require in these uncertain times.

In this bewildering landscape of semiconductor fabrication, where cash is akin to a lifeline, Intel found itself suffocated by the impenetrable demands of scaling its Intel 18A process while simultaneously grappling with the burdensome mechanics of developing the upcoming Intel 14A process-each endeavor linked inexorably to the necessity of external clientele, which would justify the exorbitant investments required. In a strange twist, the release from this existential pressure came, as if by fate, through the machinations of Nvidia (NVDA).

As of Thursday, the stock has blasted up by 24.6%-that’s right, you heard it, 24.6%! Talk about *launching* to the moon! Well, sort of. According to our good friends over at S&P Global Market Intelligence, at 1:10 p.m. ET, IonQ was making waves like a surfer on a quantum wave-catching the attention of investors like your neighbor’s cat catching a laser pointer. It’s that fast.