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This legislative masterpiece does more than merely refine legal jargon; it is a grand gesture, a sweeping declaration that the digital realm shall no longer be treated as a bastard child of the law. 🌐 English law, with its penchant for categorizing the uncategorizable, now embraces emerging technologies with open arms-or so we are led to believe. Ownership rights shall be clearer, disputes shall be smoother, and institutions shall flock like pigeons to Trafalgar Square. How quaint! 🐦

It sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry, until you realize it’s like turning on a light in a room full of very confused digital squirrels. Suddenly, crypto isn’t just a weird experiment that some suits are playing with-they’re good enough to argue about in court. Fancy that! 🏛️

The air grows thin for sellers, their tokens dwindling like snowflakes in a furnace. Traders, ever the vultures, circle, sensing the tightening noose of supply. Demand, that fickle mistress, begins her dance, whispering promises of stability in SHIB’s ear. 🕊️💸

In the four-hour timeframe (because who doesn’t love a good four-hour drama?), the ETH/USD pair has formed a “higher low,” which is basically crypto’s way of saying, “I’m not dead yet!” 🦜 It’s been closing above its falling logarithmic trend and the resistance level around $3,082, which is about as exciting as watching paint dry, but with more zeros involved.

And it gets juicier! Momentum indicators are finally easing off their grumpy, bearish phase, and now traders are suddenly… wait for it… starting to think things could actually improve short-term! Who would have thought?

According to the inimitable David Schamis, CEO of Hyperliquid Strategies, this union shall fling open the doors of the Hyperliquid [HYPE] chain and DEX to the public markets. 🌍💸 He declares, with a flourish of his metaphorical monocle:

“I shall venture out on this limb,” he declared, “and stake my reputation on this prophecy!” Oh, the audacity of it all! A limb, you say? More like a tightrope over a pit of laughing satyrs! 🤡

On-chain nerds at Lookonchain spotted another massive Ethereum deposit from the firm-basically BlackRock shouting “I’m still in charge” in blockchain code.

While the fat cats of Wall Street and the halving hype train promise a bright future, the cracks in the technical foundation and the weary eyes of cycle veterans tell a different tale. Enter Crypto Seth, the anonymous oracle of the crypto realm, who graces us with his top 5 reasons for and against Bitcoin’s next big rally. Spoiler alert: it’s as dramatic as a Russian novel. 📈📉