Palantir: A Valuation and Its Discontents

Mr. Karp, the company’s chief executive, suggests, with a dismissiveness that is almost charming, that conventional metrics are simply irrelevant in Palantir’s case. He implies, not unkindly, that the rest of us are viewing value through a clouded lens. A perfectly reasonable position, of course, if one believes oneself to be operating on a different plane entirely. But even the most ethereal of enterprises must, at some point, descend to earth.

Nvidia: A Most Singular Speculation

Many a stock has swelled with this AI-infused air, from Nvidia itself to the likes of Palantir Technologies, Broadcom, and Micron Technology. A pleasing spectacle for those who partook, to be sure. The prognosticators now speak of a market reaching a staggering $5.3 trillion by 2035 – a sum so vast it threatens to overwhelm the very counting houses! Such pronouncements, however, should be received with a judicious measure of skepticism. For, as any seasoned observer of human affairs knows, the future is a fickle mistress, and rarely conforms to the most meticulously crafted projections.

AST SpaceMobile: A Signal in the Static

The shares, in the last year, have risen with a peculiar grace, leaving others trailing in the dust. A bloom, perhaps, in a field long accustomed to the monochrome of expectation. But is this ascent a true flowering, or a fleeting mirage? Let us examine the winds that fill its sails, and consider whether this stock remains a vessel worth boarding as we navigate towards 2026.

Five Below: A Fleeting Fancy?

The establishment reports a surge in sales – 24.3%, to be precise, amounting to $1.73 billion. A sum that, when contemplated, evokes images of mountains of plastic novelties, each a testament to the boundless capacity of humanity for acquiring utterly useless objects. They opened fourteen new establishments during the quarter, and a grand total of 150 over the past twelve months. One shudders to think of the logistical nightmare involved in stocking such places with an unending supply of… things. 1,921 locations across 46 states, each a miniature kingdom of affordable distractions.

Broadcom: A Question of Sustained Yield

The current price-to-earnings ratio of 62 suggests a certain optimism is already factored in. The market, it seems, anticipates continued growth. But anticipation is a fragile thing. It requires constant nourishment with actual results. To simply accept the prevailing narrative, to assume that past performance guarantees future returns, is a dangerous complacency.

Salesforce: A Calculated Gamble on AI

They just reported their fiscal 2026 numbers – $41.5 billion in revenue, up 10%. Solid. Not earth-shattering, but solid. And here’s the bit that actually made me lean forward: $72 billion in remaining performance obligations. That’s future business, locked in. They’re not just selling dreams; people are actually signing contracts. The current RPO is up 16% year-over-year to $35.1 billion. Customers aren’t kicking the tires; they’re committing. Which, in this market, is… unusual.

Tesla: A Most Peculiar Investment

But the stock market isn’t just one thing, is it? It’s a whole zoo of creatures, some thriving, some… not so much. And there’s one particular beast, a rather electric fellow named Tesla, that I suspect will give the S&P 500 a good run for its money this year. A most interesting creature, indeed.

Bitcoin: Not Going to Zero (Probably)

But here’s the thing: these doomsayers have a truly remarkable track record of being… incorrect. And there’s a structural underpinning to Bitcoin’s price that’s surprisingly robust, even if you’re a bear with a very sophisticated algorithm. Let’s unpack why this digital thing is unlikely to actually hit $0.00. It’s less about “to the moon” and more about “staying vaguely above water,” which, honestly, feels like a win in this market.

Dividends in a Tumultuous Age

In such times, prudence dictates a retreat to the reliable, to those bastions of predictability: dividend growth stocks. Not the speculative rockets promising instant riches, but the steady, unglamorous workhorses. Consider, if you will, the titans of consumption: Coca-Cola and Procter & Gamble, and the curiously resilient Federal Realty. They are not exciting, no. But excitement, as a rule, is the prelude to disaster. These are companies that understand the fundamental, almost animalistic, needs of humanity. A thirst, a desire for cleanliness… these are not easily extinguished, even by geopolitical storms.

Value’s Minuet: VBR & SLYV

The premise is simple, almost childlike: to capture the elusive performance of smaller companies trading at valuations that suggest, if not outright neglect, at least a degree of market skepticism. Both funds employ the passive, index-hugging strategy so beloved by the modern portfolio manager – a method which, one suspects, prioritizes tranquility over triumph. But the devil, as always, resides in the details, and it is these nuances that separate the discerning investor from the merely compliant.