Internet Computer: Still Here, Somehow

But then there’s Internet Computer (ICP). It’s… up. A modest 2% for the year. Which, in a market resembling a digital demolition derby, is approximately equivalent to discovering a functioning tea kettle on the Titanic. So, is it worth a closer look? Or is it simply a statistical anomaly, a blip in the cosmic background radiation of the crypto universe? Let’s investigate, shall we? (Though, frankly, the universe probably has more pressing concerns.)

BNB’s Crucible: Will $730 Survive the Siege of Shadows?

At the hour of writing, BNB has kissed the ancient August support level, retreating like a bashful suitor. But do not be fooled! The daily chart whispers tales of a bearish coup d’état, the price having slumped below December’s $818.39 low. The $730 bastion still stands, though the air is thick with the stench of bearish momentum.

Nu: A Bank, So It Goes.

They make money from these customers. Not much, per customer, at first. Four dollars and fifty cents. Then more. Thirteen forty. People are good at spending, you see. Especially when someone makes it easy. It’s a human condition. So it goes.

The Weight of Opportunity: Two Tech Holdings

Broadcom (AVGO 4.00%) has, in recent periods, enjoyed a considerable ascent. A doubling of value in consecutive cycles, followed by a further substantial increase – these are not merely numbers, but symptoms. Symptoms of a system increasingly reliant on specialized computation, on the outsourcing of complexity. The recent modest retraction from peak valuation should not be mistaken for weakness; rather, it is a momentary pause before the inevitable acceleration. The true opportunity lies not in the price itself, but in the structural imperative driving demand.

Palantir: Growth and Valuation Realities

Palantir’s fourth-quarter revenue reached $1.407 billion, representing a 70% year-over-year increase. This represents a positive inflection from the 63% growth observed in the preceding quarter. However, a disaggregated view reveals nuances. The U.S. segment continues to be the primary growth driver, with revenue increasing 93% year-over-year to $1.076 billion. Notably, U.S. commercial revenue exhibited particularly strong performance, increasing 137% year-over-year to $507 million. Growth in U.S. government revenue, while accelerating to 66% year-over-year, requires continued monitoring, particularly in light of prior deceleration.

Intel: A Chip on its Shoulder?

Everyone’s talking about demand and growth potential. And the government’s throwing money at them. So, is now the time to pile in? It’s tempting. Very tempting. But then I remember my last “sure thing” investment. And the therapy bills. Sigh.

The Trade Desk: A Slow Descent

The inciting incident, as these things often are, was a pronouncement from the Oracle of Wall Street – or, more accurately, a KeyBanc analyst named Justin Patterson. He lowered his estimation of The Trade Desk’s future worth to a mere 40 gold pieces2, down from a previous 88. It’s worth noting that this still suggests a potential increase of 35%, but investors, it seems, preferred to focus on the dwindling pile rather than the distant glimmer of more.

Bubbles and Bottom Lines: A Refreshing Look

PepsiCo, bless its heart, tries so very hard. It’s a bit like a slightly over-enthusiastic apprentice wizard attempting to summon a decent profit margin. It offers a dividend yield that, on the surface, looks a bit more generous than Coca-Cola’s. A shiny bauble to distract you from the fact that it’s been raising those payouts faster simply because it started from a lower base. Like building a tower on quicksand; you might get it higher faster, but you’re still building on quicksand.

Shopify: A Mildly Optimistic Gamble

Now, some folks get rattled by that. A 16% drop. Like the world is ending. It isn’t. It’s just money rearranging itself. Shopify, they did pretty well last year. Crushed it, they said. But past performance, as the lawyers are so fond of pointing out, is no guarantee of future results. A comforting thought, actually.