In a turn of events that you definitely didn’t see coming, Tether and Circle have just secured approvals from Abu Dhabi Global Market (ADGM), the snazzy international financial center (and let’s be honest, tax haven) in Abu Dhabi. Who knew crypto would be playing so nice with the UAE? ✨
Meanwhile, Bernstein, that lively sage of Wall Street, has upgraded its forecasts-like a gambler who just found a lucky charm. They see Bitcoin rising beyond the horizon of 2026 and even beyond to 2033, as if the coin has decided to break free from its four-year cycle prison and grow up into a more mature, all-expanding creature 🤯. Their analysts, perhaps having drunk a bit too much of the digital Kool-Aid, now believe that the crypto rollercoaster is morphing into a steady, everlasting amusement park. Oy, such optimism! 🚀
For those who’ve been following this financial soap opera, the 21Shares XRP ETF has submitted its fifth amendment to its S-1. Fifth, you say? One wonders if they’re aiming for a Guinness World Record. 🏆📝
The filing, dated September 30, revealed that Signet’s stake now accounts for 3.5% of Summit Street’s $729 million in reportable U.S. equity assets. It is one of 30 holdings, a modest figure in a portfolio that leans toward technology’s flickering lights. Yet here, in the jewelry sector’s slow-moving tides, the fund has placed its bet. The shares, acquired at $95.80 apiece, now sit at $86.34, a price that whispers of stagnation and the S&P 500’s distant, ascending shadow.
According to an SEC filing dated November 14, 2025, Prentice boosted its JetBlue stake by 1,542,959 shares during the third quarter. The post-trade position now totals 2,276,428 shares, valued at $11.2 million as of September 30, 2025. For context, that’s roughly 17.1% of the fund’s 13F assets under management-a sizeable chunk, akin to putting a third of your savings into a single, slightly wobbly investment.
PNC, the ninth-largest bank in the U.S., is now playing in the crypto sandbox. They’ve partnered with Coinbase, the second-largest crypto exchange (just behind Binance, the crypto of the future), to offer Bitcoin trading. Because who needs a separate account when you can have it all in one place? 🤯
From the quiet dawn of November’s SEC filing, it is plain that these investors see something others might overlook-a flicker amid the endless, grinding cycle of oil and steel. Weatherford, with its quiet promise of machinery and mastery-deep in the subterranean earth, turning crude into flow-became the vessel of a new hope. Their addition, a stake of almost four percent of their reported assets, hints at a belief that beneath the dust of underperformance, a different story may yet take shape-one read in margins, in subtle shifts, in the patience of those who understand the language of the rock and the rig.
THE SEC FILING ON NOVEMBER 12, 2025, IS A DOCUMENT OF HUMAN FRAILTY. RICHMOND, THAT COLD, CALCULATING MACHINE OF CAPITAL, SOLD ITS WAY OUT OF SDVY, LEAVING IT AS THE TENTH-LARGEST HOLDING IN ITS PORTFOLIO. THE TOP FIVE? A LIST OF FUNDAMENTALIST FANTASIES: IWL, SPYM, MOAT, QQQ, AND VNLA-ALL DANCING TO THE SAME S&P 500 DRUM. BUT HERE’S THE KICKER: SDVY IS NOW 1% BELOW ITS 52-WEEK HIGH, A SLUMP THAT FEELS LIKE A MUGSHOT OF DISAPPOINTMENT.
When a bank CEO, a trader, and a self-proclaimed “Internet villain” all whisper the same suspicious secret, you know the kettle’s brewing something odd. Enter Custodia Bank’s Caitlin Long, “Whale Panda” Stefan Jespers, and Andrew Tate (the “Top G” who once sold cars like a man possessed). All three reckon BTC is being puppeteered by shadowy whale overlords-Tate’s rant being the freshest.
The month was characterized by growing skepticism surrounding the AI sector’s valuation. While Nvidia continues to benefit from its role as a key supplier to AI infrastructure, the broader market is grappling with concerns about the economic viability of AI-driven capital expenditures. The company’s dominance in chip manufacturing remains unchallenged, yet investors are increasingly scrutinizing the long-term demand for its products.