Shocked: Coinbase CEO’s Invisible Crypto Coup! 😏
For the customary seer, like the Cardano chap prognosticating hordes of 500 million to a billion new souls, or the ever-dramatic Raoul Pal envisioning four billion devotees by 2030-alas, their estimates wallow in the mire of quantification! As of mid-2025, global crypto pilgrims numbered a paltry 580 to 660 million, a figure as elusive as a ghost in the moonlight. 😂