Hoskinson’s “Good Day” Tease: ADA Holders Hold Their Breath (And Wallets) 🤯

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Charles Hoskinson, that ever-cryptic maestro of the ADA symphony, deigned to grace X (formerly Twitter-ah, the nostalgia!) with a proclamation so vague it could mean anything from a revolutionary blockchain breakthrough to him finally remembering to buy milk. “Monday is going to be a good day,” he declared, with the solemnity of a man who knows his words will send legions of bag-holders into frenzied speculation. And oh, how they speculated! The ADA community, ever-starved for excitement in this desert of sideways price action, clung to those six words like shipwrecked sailors to driftwood. 🌊

Bitcoin’s Bold Ballet: Bulls Strut, Resistance Still Tempts Fate! 🚀💰

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With valor, Bitcoin retains its hold above $90,500-an act of defiance! It aspires to soar above $91,500 and even flirt with $92,500. Aye, the mighty $93,000 was once a mere obstacle, now a stepping stone, topped at $94,050 with the flair of a pantomime hero. Yet, as all actors, it stumbled, retreated-alas, retracing half its fairy tale from $83,871 to $94,050, and now, the brave bulls rally near $87,800, plotting their next move. Such is the eternal dance-up, down, and around! 💃🏻🕺

Zweig-DiMenna’s Dash for Hut 8: A Jovial Jump in Shares!

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On the 7th of November, 2025, the firm filed a document with the SEC that would make even the most stoic of accountants raise an eyebrow. It transpired that during Q3, Zweig-DiMenna had taken a rather bold leap into Hut 8’s stock, increasing its holdings to 707,000 shares. By the close of September, this amounted to a market value of $24.61 million, which is, in the parlance of our times, a sum that could buy a rather splendid seaside villa-or at least a very large cheese platter.

China’s Crypto Ban: A Spectacular U-Turn 🤯

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These associations, representing everything from banking to futures (and, delightfully, even “internet finance” – whatever that precisely entails) decree that all crypto-related flippery-floppery – stablecoins, the mysteriously enticing “airdrops,” the gritty business of mining, and, most specifically, this newfangled “real-world asset (RWA) tokenization” – is, shall we say, frowned upon. An illegality, in fact. A veritable sin against the financial order. 😉

Avantor’s Resurgence: A Hedge Fund’s Bold Bet

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The Securities and Exchange Commission, that arbiter of silent truths, bore witness to a quiet metamorphosis. Engine Capital Management, a shadow in the financial forest, unfurled its wings, carrying 14.2 million shares of Avantor into the light. The stake, once a seedling, now stretched its branches, valued at $246.1 million-a testament to the slow, deliberate growth of patience.

Contrarian View: Why Selling Amentum May Signal More Than Profit

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The filing, dry as dust and twice as lifeless, told of a complete divestiture. Quarter’s end saw the last lot slip through their fingers, priced at the average market value-a number as hollow as the promises of spring rain in a dust storm. Funds are like rivers, always seeking new channels; but what bedrock erosion prompted this shift?