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Hormel boasts a history of consistent dividend increases spanning six decades, a record few companies can match. General Mills, even more impressively, has maintained a dividend payment for 127 years. Such longevity is not merely a matter of accounting; it reflects a deep-seated conservatism, a commitment to returning capital to shareholders even during periods of difficulty. These are not nimble startups, but established institutions navigating a challenging landscape. Their survival, however, is not guaranteed, merely probable, and predicated on adaptation.

A recent study by The CORP-DEPO – a name that sounds suspiciously like a villain’s lair in a science fiction novel – suggests that Gen Z and Millennials are doubling down on equities, even as more experienced investors are, shall we say, exercising a degree of caution. Sixty-eight percent of Gen Z and sixty-four percent of Millennials intend to increase their stock holdings in 2026. Compare that to a rather more subdued forty-six percent of Gen X and a distinctly skeptical thirty-nine percent of Baby Boomers, and you begin to see a pattern. It’s a bit like watching lemmings, but with brokerage accounts.

Throughout this period of transformation, Disney has maintained its dominance in the sphere of family entertainment—a curious designation in an age where the definition of ‘family’ is itself subject to constant revision. A streaming business has been constructed, a digital fortress built upon shifting sands. However, the stock price remains stubbornly static, a flat line extending across a decade while the broader S&P 500 ascends into an increasingly distant stratosphere. One begins to suspect that the metrics used to measure success within the company operate on a different plane of existence.

There’s no single villain in this tale, no dramatic collapse. Chewy has, in recent years, built a respectable edifice. They’ve grown, expanded, even dared to venture beyond the confines of the American consumer. A clinic here, a new product there. But the markets don’t reward mere competence. They crave spectacle, a feverish upward climb. And when that climb pauses, the vultures circle. Perhaps investors, flush with the spoils of other ventures, simply grew bored. A temporary disinterest, not a judgment of character.

Valuations in the AI infrastructure space have, shall we say, experienced a period of adjustment. A polite way of saying “come down a bit.” But Huang’s message remains stubbornly optimistic. AI isn’t going anywhere. It’s like a particularly persistent houseguest. And three companies, in particular, seem poised to benefit. Nvidia, naturally, is the obvious beneficiary. But Dell Technologies and Amazon also received a mention during Huang’s keynote. Let’s unpack that, shall we? (Unpacking is a metaphor, of course. We’re not actually dismantling anything. Though, given the complexity of modern finance, perhaps we should be.)

This sudden burst of enthusiasm, it appears, is linked to the rather unsettling business of global affairs. It seems the notion that heightened geopolitical tension will increase demand for intelligence tools – Palantir’s particular forte – is tickling the fancy of certain fund managers. A dash of the old ‘war is good for business’ philosophy, if you will. And, indeed, the company’s business is scaling up rather impressively, driven by a keen demand for its artificial intelligence platform. But, as my Aunt Agatha used to say about eligible bachelors, just because something is growing rapidly doesn’t automatically make it a sound investment. One must consider the price, you see. Even the swiftest of thoroughbreds can be overpriced.

Let’s start with Rivian. They’re building cars, which is good, but they’re also partnering with Uber for self-driving taxis. Self-driving! As if that’s going to solve anything. It’s just adding another layer of complication. And the Volkswagen deal? A cash cushion? It feels… paternalistic. Like Volkswagen is saying, “Here, have some money. Don’t mess it up.” It’s insulting, frankly. They’re not profitable yet, relying on engineering services… it’s a house of cards. They need the R2 to land, and that’s a big ‘if’. A mid-size SUV? Groundbreaking. Truly.