Units of Cryptocurrency Lost (so far): 0.5. Hours Spent Refreshing CoinMarketCap: 7. Number of Times I’ve Considered Taking Up Knitting: 4. I mean, I’m a long-term investor, or at least, I aspire to be. The plan was solid. Buy low, hold…forever? It’s starting to feel less like a plan and more like a desperate hope.
This, naturally, has prompted a spot of bother amongst the leading cryptocurrencies, including XRP (XRP 3.76%) and Ethereum (CRYPTO: ETH), who are now attempting to add a touch of privacy to their operations. But the question is, will these new features provide enough of a lift to warrant a jolly good investment? Let’s have a look, shall we?
Cardano is back, baby-and it’s not just here to fiddle with its smart contracts. No, no, no! It’s bringing the big guns: Google Cloud, Midnight, and USDCx. It’s like a tech prom, and Cardano’s the belle of the ball (or the nerd of the blockchain, depending on who you ask).
Three stocks warrant consideration: Microsoft (MSFT 2.17%), Amazon (AMZN +1.04%), and Meta Platforms (META 1.29%). Each has experienced a recent decline, and a pragmatic assessment suggests they may represent reasonable, if not exceptional, purchases at present prices.
It’s all terribly familiar, actually. Reminds me of the crypto boom. Remember that? It started as something slightly dodgy, hidden away in corners of the internet, and then, suddenly, everyone was talking about it. “Disruptive technology!” they cried. “The future of finance!” I mostly remember a lot of red candles.
But I’ll tell you what, I reckon the stock’s been knocked down a bit too hard. It’s like a good plow horse that’s stumbled – still got plenty of pullin’ left in it. Yes, they’re spendin’ a fortune, no denyin’ that. But when it comes to cloud computin’, Amazon’s the biggest, most seasoned operator in the whole blamed territory. They didn’t just stumble into this business; they built the road, if you catch my drift. And now, just when some folks thought the road was paved, it’s startin’ to hum with a new kind of energy.
This isn’t some casual stroll through the financial district; it’s a new position, representing 4.55% of Starboard’s 13F reportable assets. Four point five five percent! That’s like ordering a pizza and only getting half the toppings. A tragic amount, really. Speaking of which, let’s see what else Starboard’s been up to. Their top holdings, as of December 31, 2025, are:
By the closing bell, the stock had gained 5.8%, though earlier in the day it briefly touched a more optimistic 16.4%. A fleeting moment of enthusiasm, quickly tempered, as is so often the case.
The hype machine is working overtime, painting a picture of a glorious future. But let’s be real. Building cars is hard. Like, really hard. It’s not like launching a meme. And while I appreciate Rivian’s foray into self-driving tech – because who doesn’t want a robot chauffeur? – they’re playing in a sandbox where Tesla already owns all the shovels and buckets. Even Google, with its Waymo taxis, has a bigger pile of cash to throw at the problem. This isn’t a fair fight. It’s like bringing a spork to a gunfight.
Imagine, if you will, a world where regulatory hawks circle the skies, their beady eyes fixed upon the unsuspecting coder. The case of Tornado Cash, a tempest in a teapot, stirred fears that open-source developers might be branded as criminals. Oh, the horror! The bill, with a flourish of legislative quill, amends Section 1960 of the U.S. Code, a statute originally crafted to combat money laundering but lately wielded with the precision of a blindfolded swordsman. Henceforth, only those who control assets or execute transfers shall feel the cold embrace of the law, while the pure-hearted coders, who merely write and distribute, shall roam free.