The sages of the digital realm proclaim its necessity, especially as the global purse strings tighten around the neck of stablecoins. A curious turn of events, is it not? For in this open book of blockchain, where every page is turned by prying eyes, the desire for a locked diary grows ever stronger.
In an unexpected plot twist, Ellis Investment Partners decided to expand their GPIX holdings by 64,462 shares during Q3. The value of this little corporate shopping spree? $3.3 million. So, yeah, not exactly pocket change. As of September 30, Ellis held a total of 107,147 shares, worth about $5.6 million. If you’re thinking this sounds like the stock market equivalent of “treat yo’ self,” you’d be correct. But this is about dividends, not brunches with avocado toast. Stay with me.
Dieses Wallet aus den Tagen, als Bitcoin noch kaum bekannt war, hat erstmals seit Juni 2011 wieder Leben gezeigt. Damals wurden rund 4.000 BTC geschürft, heute sind 150 davon 16 Millionen Dollar wert. Wer hätte gedacht, dass ein paar digitale Münzen in Geduld gealtert wie ein guter Wein oder ein vergessener Wodka zu einem kleinen Vermögen heranwachsen könnten? 🍷💰
According to the ever-so-reliable DeFiLlama, this $1 trillion milestone has already left August’s $762 billion record in the dust, like a sprinter outrunning a tortoise. Quite a feat, wouldn’t you say?
Per their SEC filing, these healthcare heroes bought 462,368 shares of IXUS during Q3. Let’s parse that: A group whose job is to keep people alive is now betting a chunk of change on a fund that tracks 4,000+ companies from Tokyo to São Paulo. Because nothing says “holistic care” like betting $38 million on a spreadsheet. [Winks at the irony.]
The SEC’s parchment revealed that Adventist Health System West, a nonprofit entity with a penchant for balancing portfolios and souls, offloaded its entire holding in EMXC during Q3. The fund shed 837,660 shares, a sum that would buy a small island in the Pacific, if only the banks allowed it. The estimated value? A tidy $52.9 million, enough to fund a modest quest for the Holy Grail of diversification.
With the solemnity of a funeral for a forgotten ideal, the EU banned A7A5 on November 25, 2025, calling it a “tool for financing activities supporting the war of aggression.” How quaint, that they still believe in the purity of fiat. Meanwhile, Russia’s crypto architects laugh from their Ethereum fortresses. 🏰
Ali Martinez, that eagle-eyed soothsayer of charts, proclaims that PENGU is poised for a 30% leap towards $0.027, as if the penguins have discovered a hidden stash of fish. The price, trapped in a descending triangle tighter than a corset at a Gogol ball, is ripe for a breakout. Will it waddle to glory or slip on a banana peel of despair? Only the ice gods know. 🧊
According to a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission released Tuesday, Apricus Wealth acquired 42,386 shares of ONEOK during the third quarter. The estimated transaction value, based on the average closing price for the quarter, was approximately $3.3 million. Apricus Wealth reported holding a total of 45,086 shares of ONEOK at the end of the quarter.
Onchain analysts, those modern-day scribes of digital ledgers, have observed BlackRock’s recent maneuvers. With a flourish of 681 BTC and 6,000 ETH (worth $74.72M and $22.91M, respectively) withdrawn from Coinbase Prime, one might conclude the firm is relocating its treasures to a more secure vault. After all, who wouldn’t prefer a fortress over a bustling exchange? 😎
