The machination, Connived on that cold midnight as the stars shone indifferently upon Earth, bade the victim, much like our beloved Ranevskaya, to grant sanction to counterfeit dealings-a fate worse than that of Andrey, albeit minus matters of the heart. The hardware wallet, which safeguarded his esteem, became but an unwitting accessory to his undoing, all at the hands of psychological trickery.
Now, Advanced Micro Devices, or AMD as the grown-ups call it, is a bit of a scoundrel, really. It’s been nipping at the heels of the big cheese, Nvidia, for quite some time. Nvidia, you see, is a bit of a bully, hoarding all the best bits and pieces for its fancy graphics cards. But AMD is no slouch. It’s been busy brewing up something special in its laboratories – a whole heap of clever chips for something called ‘artificial intelligence.’ A bit of a mouthful, that one. It’s like teaching a machine to think, only without the messy bits of having a brain.
In a dramatic twist no one saw coming (except everyone), Maartunn-CryptoQuant’s favorite on-chain Sherlock-posted on X about Bitcoin short-term holders (STHs) doing what they do best: reacting to price moves like they’re being chased by a bear in a financial horror movie. 🐻📉
Netflix, of course, has been everywhere. It’s the streaming pioneer, the disruptor, the reason I haven’t left the sofa in three days. Shares are up something ridiculous – 732% in the last decade, apparently. Which is… impressive. Though, let’s be honest, a lot of things were impressive in the last decade that turned out to be bubbles. I’m cautiously optimistic, but I’ve learned to distrust anything that sounds too good to be true. It’s a rule I break approximately every other Tuesday.
This document, a tome of 278 pages, builds upon the Clarity Act, a piece of legislation passed by the House which, as far as anyone can tell, aimed to divide digital assets into neat little boxes and assign them to various regulatory guardians. The main division, it seems, is between “ancillary assets” and “digital commodities.” A distinction as clear as mud, naturally.
The papers say Louisbourg established this position on the 16th of January. A new claim, a new hope. The price, calculated on the quarter’s average, came to that $5.25 million. It’s a small sum in the grand reckoning of things, but enough to plant a seed and see if it takes root.
Strive Inc. has finalized its acquisition of Semler Scientific, positioning itself as the 11th largest corporate holder of bitcoin. 🧠💸 A transaction as tumultuous as a man gambling with his soul, yet here we are, staring into the abyss of digital gold.
The transaction, dutifully recorded in an SEC filing on January 16th, represents a reduction in Louisbourg’s holding of OR Royalties. The fund retains a respectable 219,271 shares, representing 1.55% of their reported assets under management. One pictures a portfolio manager, not panicking, merely…rebalancing. A tedious exercise, but necessary, especially when dealing with assets that have exhibited a disconcerting tendency to appreciate.
They held 1,069,223 shares. That’s a lot of packaging. It used to be 1.32% of their holdings. Which, honestly, sounds like a remarkably specific amount of faith to place in the structural integrity of boxes. I’ve made less calculated bets on grocery store sushi.
Yes siree. The company that once danced hand-in-hand with lawmakers, singing kumbaya about innovation and financial freedom, turned tail and muttered, “Nah, I don’t like the smell of this one.” And who can blame ‘em? When the fix is in before the game starts, even the most optimistic fool starts checking for aces up the dealer’s sleeve.
