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Transition Toward a Public-Permissioned Model (Because Privacy is Overrated Anyway)

Pray attend, dear reader, for the past fifteen years have seen nations beyond the G7’s gilded circle-those bustling realms of the East and South-amassing gold with the fervor of a nation at tea-time 🌍🪙. Thus, gold, that most venerable of metals, stands as a global darling, far removed from Mr. Saylor’s ledger of fleeting whims.

At the end of November 2025, memecoins started displaying notable strength after a prolonged period of stagnation, witnessed on several memecoin price charts. 📈✨

Here’s the deal: No Pi Network ETF exists. Zip. Zero. Nada. And no one-not a single issuer-has even hinted at filing for one. This is according to the wise sages at ActuFinance and other industry observers who, frankly, have better things to do than chase crypto pipe dreams. 🧙‍♂️✨

Trust Wallet, that digital scribe, has etched Apple Pay and Google Pay into its ledger, offering XRP a golden ticket to 40 countries. The U.S., Brazil, France, Germany, and others now sip from the same crypto chalice, their users able to buy BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, XRP, USDC, and USDT with USD or EUR. Minimums? A paltry $20-though regional limits, like a strict parent, may intervene.

Yet, lo! The SHIB burn rate erupts into a 790% blaze, incinerating 61.5 million tokens in a single day-a sacrificial ritual to the gods of scarcity. Traders, clad in tinfoil hats and rose-tinted glasses, now whisper of a “breakout” as if it were a prison escape. 🚨

Mr. Schwartz, in a most convivial discussion on X space, was joined by esteemed colleagues such as Mayukha Vadari and the enigmatic Bias Goose, among others. The discourse, titled “Programmability on XRPL,” was as spirited as a country dance, with each participant contributing their own unique steps to the conversation. 🕑💃

Yes, gold. That shiny, ancient relic of value, which Tether now hoards with the fervor of a dragon guarding its treasure. 🏰 Recent whispers from the Financial Times reveal that Tether has become the largest non-central bank holder of gold, amassing over 120 tons of the stuff. Imagine the vaults! The sheer weight of it all! One might wonder if they’re planning to build a golden fortress to fend off the volatility of their own creation. 🏰💰

While the trading floor quivers with the sort of anxiety usually reserved for a debutante’s first ball, the sagacious analysts at CryptoQuant, led by the enigmatic Darkfrost, remain unruffled. They view this exodus not as a harbinger of doom, but as a positive trend, akin to a society hostess approving of her guests’ punctuality. Most withdrawals, it seems, are not destined for the gallows of selling, but for the safety of long-term custody. 🛡️