
Originally, this marvel was to bear fruit by the year 2025. Alas, time, that relentless critic, has forced repeated postponements. One begins to suspect that the entire enterprise is a phantom, a magnificent delusion constructed to appease shareholders and distract from more pressing concerns. When the new steward, one Lip-Bu Tan, assumed command, whispers arose questioning whether these structures would ever see the light of day. He decreed that the ’14A’ process, a key to this foundry’s supposed success, would only proceed if external patrons—those willing to pay for Intel’s services—were secured. As of this moment, the target date for the first chips emerging from Ohio is a distant 2030 – a delay that smacks of desperation, or perhaps, a polite admission of difficulty.