Midwest Roots & Shifting Tides

As of the last count, December 31st, that stake now represents 9.19% of Land & Buildings’ holdings, a significant weight in a portfolio built on the assessment of value. They hold other properties, of course – FR, AHR, EQIX, VTR, and NSA – each a piece of the puzzle, but it’s Centerspace, with its focus on the Midwest and Mountain West, that seems to be holding their attention. A quiet attention, mind you, not the shout of speculation, but the steady gaze of a farmer assessing his fields.

SentinelOne: Buy the Dip, Folks!

Look, the man sold 3.41% of his holdings. 3.41%! It’s practically a rounding error. He’s trimming the fat, folks. Like a skilled butcher, not a panicked chef. And yes, the shares were sold to cover taxes. Imagine, a CEO paying taxes! The scandal!

Pfizer vs. Moderna: A Rather Sticky Wicket

Pfizer, now he’s a hefty fellow. A proper bruiser of a company, with fingers in more pies than you can shake a stick at. A market cap of 156 billion! Goodness gracious. They make all sorts of things, not just sneeze-preventers. They’re like a grand old apothecary, stocked to the rafters with remedies. Even with the cough-potion sales slowing, they still haul in over 60 billion a year. They have a pipeline of new brews bubbling away, though they’re facing a bit of a pickle with some patents expiring. But a giant like Pfizer can usually cushion the blow. They don’t wobble easily, you understand. They’re rather… substantial.

Gold Royalty & the Peculiarities of Panic

The company did report earnings the previous night, but honestly, that was probably the least of it. The entire gold sector was experiencing a bit of a wobble, with prices down nearly 6%. It’s always comforting to know you’re not alone in a downturn, even if ‘comfort’ is a strong word when money is involved.

Live Music & REITs: A Most Improbable Investment

They’re steadily acquiring venues – currently 460 globally, a number that feels both large and strangely insufficient – effectively turning themselves into the landlords of rock and roll. It’s a clever strategy. Think of it as vertically integrating the entire experience, from the opening act’s questionable fashion choices to the overpriced beer. (The beer, incidentally, is a critical component of the whole ecosystem. Don’t underestimate the beer.)

AI Agents & Nvidia: A Calculated Gambit

Consider this: soon, you won’t simply ask a chatbot to locate a competent mechanic. No, no. Your AI agent, with the efficiency of a well-bribed bureaucrat, will not only find one but schedule an appointment, all before you’ve finished complaining about the check engine light. It’s a small step for an algorithm, a significant leap for portfolio diversification.

Hecla Mining: A Silver Lining, Perhaps?

Hecla, for those unfamiliar, is the largest silver producer in the U.S. and Canada. Which is, admittedly, a fairly specific niche. They produce a lot of silver. More than most. In fact, nearly 90% more than their nearest competitor. Which raises the question: what are their competitors doing? (Probably something equally improbable.) This sheer scale, however, makes them rather sensitive to the price of silver. And silver, as it happens, has recently decided to take a little vacation downwards. Despite Hecla posting record numbers in 2025. Go figure.

The Slow Erosion of ZoomInfo

It’s a transaction that speaks volumes, though the market, ever preoccupied with the next quarterly tremor, barely notices. The fund’s holdings, now reshaped, reveal a preference for the broad strokes – the iShares and State Street ETFs, those bulwarks against the unpredictable. A mere fraction, a rounding error, remains committed to ZoomInfo. A tell, if you’re inclined to read the signs.