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Companies that cough up dividends, see, are usually the ones that aren’t entirely bonkers. They’re profitable, mostly. They’ve survived a few storms, and they’re not about to vanish in a puff of smoke. And, wouldn’t you know it, they tend to do rather better than the chaps who promise the moon and deliver a handful of dust.

But even in a landscape grown dense with ambition, opportunities persist. They are not always obvious, not always heralded. Sometimes, the most fertile ground lies beneath the surface of the familiar. Consider, then, a name already etched into the habits of billions – a company often overlooked in the discourse surrounding the AI revolution, yet poised, I believe, to become a central figure in its unfolding.

This artificial intelligence, if it proves to be as momentous as its proponents claim, will surely rank among the great upheavals since the introduction of the printing press, or perhaps even the harnessing of steam. To empower machines with the capacity for autonomous decision-making is a bold undertaking, fraught with both promise and peril. It is understandable, then, that certain companies have risen to prominence in this new landscape, attracting the capital and attention of investors. Nvidia, with its mastery of the silicon upon which these digital minds are built, and Palantir, with its ambitions to organize and interpret the very fabric of information, have become symbols of this technological revolution. Their ascent, however, warrants a closer scrutiny, a consideration not merely of their impressive gains, but of the subtle warnings embedded within their very success.

Historically, the S&P 500 tends to experience what’s politely called a ‘correction’ during these midterm years. A correction, in market parlance, is a decline of at least 10%. It’s a bit like discovering your spaceship has a minor dent. Annoying, certainly, but not necessarily a prelude to complete disintegration. The potential for volatility in 2026 is, shall we say, amplified by the tariffs imposed by a previous administration. (Tariffs, one might observe, are essentially taxes on the act of trading, which is rather like taxing the air. It works, briefly, until everyone decides to stop breathing.)

To suggest one can ‘profit’ from such a thing feels…precarious. But the market, like an indifferent clerk, demands participation. And so, we present two entities currently navigating this strange new territory, offering a temporary respite from the inherent ambiguity.

Behold Realty Income (O +1.47%), a purveyor of properties, and a master of the lease. This company, with a clientele including such esteemed establishments as Home Depot, Dollar General, and even the glittering Wynn Resorts, has cultivated a most agreeable arrangement: tenants assume the burden of upkeep, leaving Realty Income to reap the rewards. A most sensible division of labor, wouldn’t you agree?

To speak of “passive income” derived from such a source feels…a softening of the truth. It is not passivity, but a slow accumulation, a trickle-down of resources extracted from the earth and, ultimately, from the consumer. Yet, a modest investment – $3,000, to be precise – could, in the coming years, yield a measurable, if not substantial, return in the form of dividends. A return that, while seemingly innocuous, represents a transfer of wealth within a system often opaque and rarely equitable.