Whirlpool’s Stock Plummets 37% as Fund Bites the Bullet

Per an SEC filing that arrived like a passive-aggressive voicemail from the fund’s portfolio manager, Financial Sense Advisors trimmed its Whirlpool (WHR +0.19%) stake from 96,453 to 34,215 shares. That’s a 0.5% slice of its $586.7 million reportable pie. For context, that’s about the same as the annual budget of a small town-minus the fireworks.

Exit Strategy: A Biotech Farce

Behold, the fund’s entire stake in Disc Medicine was sold during the third quarter of 2025, as per a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, dated November 14, 2025. The position, once a substantial 583,500 shares, now lies in ruins, reduced to naught, with a net loss of $30,902,160. A spectacle of financial theater, this full exit-akin to a tragic actor departing the stage mid-performance.

Bitcoin Hyper Presale Hits $28M: The Next Big Crypto Boom? 🚀🔥

The price of Bitcoin? Still wobbling at around $91,300, after smashing an all-time high of over $126,000 just a month ago. But hey, who cares about a little dip? Market prophets still see six-digit targets and even flirt with $200K. Institutions are quietly stacking, ETFs are gushing in, and it’s more like a slow, patient build-up than a reckless spike. 🐢

Ethereum’s Future: Full Nodes on Smartphones by 2027? 🧐🤖

At the heart of this audacious plan lies the promise-yes, the promise!-that within a mere two years, your humble smartphone might be capable of running an entire full node. Fancy that, dear reader. No more clunky computers, no more squealing fans-just sleek, ZK-powered, full-node happiness in your pocket. Think of it: blockchain magic shrinking faster than your favorite jeans after quarantine. 🧙‍♂️✨

Crypto Madness: Liquidations,LOL & Machi’s Reign of Chaos! 😂🤡

Set to leap into the wilds next week, this glorious update pays homage to none other than Machi Big Brother – Jeffrey Huang, who’s apparently traded his musical talents for the hazardous thrill of high-stakes crypto busts. A real virtuoso of the tumble, that one. With a nod to his notorious liquidations, Aster cheers him: “You get liquidation points for getting rekt,” they say, as if it’s some sort of badge of honor. Bravo! 🏅🤪