The company is already making moves, partnering with UTXO to secure its first investment. They’ve got a plan to keep stacking BTC like it’s going out of style. But, spoiler alert: the entire sector is shaking under the weight of regulatory issues and stock dilution concerns. In other words, aifinyo might not make it to 10,000 BTC if things go sideways. But hey, it’s just a small risk.
The clock struck, and Abacus FCF Advisors, in the cold light of Monday, disclosed to the Securities and Exchange Commission its decision to sever its ties with DoorDash. The value? A sum of $17.4 million, representing the price of those 70,573 shares, each exchanged at the average closing price during that quarter. It was a tidy sum, indeed, but one wonders, what does this act of liquidation really mean?
The company recently confirmed that they will no longer offer software or security updates, which means your fancy new device is basically being left to fend for itself against the dark corners of the internet. “Compatibility with new software or services cannot be guaranteed,” they said. Translation: good luck with that TikTok update. 🥳
On Tuesday, Oct. 21, under the pale glow of a waning moon, Ardoino likened USDT’s growth to a digital rose without a thorn, tweeting: “USDT’s journey to 500 million users in one chart. Programmable money: the ultimate social network. A peer-to-peer construct that transports both information and value-like a blockchain-based Cupid, but with fewer arrows and more spreadsheets.”
Bitcoin has, rather unsurprisingly, gone up by 2.34% in the past 24 hours. It’s now trading around $113,734, with a little help from a fresh surge of institutional inflows and a general sense that the world might not implode quite yet. Ethereum, that ever-fluctuating wonder, is up by nearly 3%, crossing $4,089, while XRP is strutting its stuff, up more than 2% at $2.51. Solana, the cryptographic underdog, has climbed over 4%, reaching $197, like a marathon runner sprinting toward the finish line with a snack in hand. 🏃♂️💨
The vault of Catalyst’s portfolio, now reconfigured, lists its top holdings as a chronicle of modern investments: TEAM, IVV, ITOT, ALLW, and AFRM. These names, like runes, denote the fund’s shifting allegiances. The IXUS, once a prominent figure in March’s inventory, now ranks seventh, a testament to the fickle nature of global equities.
This acquisition, you see, swells Schlumberger’s position to a rather respectable 1.5% of the fund’s 13F AUM as of September 30, 2025. A figure that, while not quite the grand slam of portfolio management, is certainly enough to warrant a raised eyebrow from the more fastidious members of the investment community. One might imagine the fund’s analysts engaged in a spirited debate over whether this constitutes a “bold move” or merely a “slightly plucky wager.”
This isn’t just a content deal-it’s a masterclass in corporate alchemy. Imagine if your least favorite coworker suddenly started collaborating with your biggest rival to solve a problem you didn’t even know existed. That’s the vibe here. Podcasts, once audio-only relics of the 2000s, are now being repackaged as “video content” with the subtlety of glitter on a PowerPoint slide. And somehow, both companies are calling it a win.
The cosmos of commodities, ever a mirror to human folly, reflects this descent. Silver, once a beacon, now wavers like a shadow cast by a flickering lamp. First Majestic, whose revenues are woven 55% from silver’s thread, stands at the crossroads of a paradox: the price of its lifeblood falls, yet its cash flow, a tome of resilience, records $225 million in the first half of 2025.
In a parchment filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission-a modern-day court of royal assent-Shaker revealed its complete liquidation of Progressive shares during the third quarter. This transaction, valued at $2.62 million (a sum calculated by averaging the quarter’s capricious prices), left the fund with naught but memories of its former 1.07% allocation. Verily, the insurer hath vanished from their ledger, as if struck by Prospero’s wand.
