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Let it be known that this alliance was not entered lightly. The filing reveals that Perseverance, steward of $840.49 million in American equities, now counts KE Holdings among its 23 reportable attachments-a union consummated during the third quarter’s waning days. The valuation of this stake, $12.54 million at quarter’s close, suggests neither reckless passion nor timid calculation, but rather the measured arithmetic of a suitor assessing dowries and prospects.

On November’s stage, the firm’s SEC disclosures revealed a reduction in their Mirum holdings to 2.52 million shares, valued at approximately $185 million as of September’s close-an act of sale that somehow amplified their wealth, raising eyebrows and dollars alike. One wonders if they imagined that pulling back was an act of boldness rather than prudence – or perhaps merely an elegant shuffle in the eternal dance of growth and retreat.

Here, in the shadowy alcoves of regulatory artifice, Tribune’s move reads less like a cautious ballet and more like a bet on a piece of infrastructure’s slow, steady pulse-by which I mean the 8.74% slice of the public pie that Core & Main now claims-a pawn in the intricate game of asset management. This maneuver, tagged in the ledger as a “new position,” is a whisper in the roaring gallery of its twenty-one other portfolio whispers, each promising stability wrapped in corporate patina.

It is here that our tale takes a turn-like a crooked street in a town where logic has fled and only absurdity rules. Rivermont, with the precision of a blind clockmaker, divested itself of a prodigious share of its holdings-shrinking from an assertive 8.9% of its portfolio’s pride to a mere 1.9%, as if the entire enterprise was an overgrown garden, suddenly pruned by an invisible but capricious gardener. The stock, once a giant within their chest of assets, now lay modestly at 1.9%-a diminutive figure that would cause even the most hardened broker to pinch themselves or perhaps, more appropriately, to marvel at the relentless march of valuation, which had seen SXT’s share price ascend to $96.11-a number that gleamed brighter than the fullest moon, up 32% over the span of a weary year-outstripping the sluggish S&P whose sluggish pulse rose a mere 15%.

Not a gym routine, but potentially just as painful.

Absolute Gestao de Investimentos, a name that suggests order yet whispers of chaos, revealed a third-quarter stake in Chart Industries (GTLS 0.04%). The position, worth $88.22 million as of September 30, was disclosed in a filing that arrived like an uninvited guest. The fund, which reported $769.14 million in U.S. assets, now holds 35 equity positions-each a thread in a tapestry of global macro themes.

These funds let you play with Bitcoin and Ether like they’re Monopoly money, but don’t let the “high-risk tolerance” line fool you. If you’re not prepared to lose sleep over a 30% drop, maybe stick to investing in your Netflix subscription. After all, at least that won’t make you want to scream into a pillow.