
The aforementioned SEC filing (yes, the one from February 17th, 2026. We haven’t forgotten) detailed a reduction in Webs Creek’s stake in Viper Energy during the final quarter of 2025. The value of this reduction, calculated using the average closing price for the period (a figure arrived at by adding up a lot of numbers and then dividing them, which, frankly, seems like an awful lot of effort), came to approximately $48.21 million. The overall value of their remaining position also decreased by $48.55 million, a figure that includes both the share sale and the vagaries of market fluctuations. It’s a bit like trying to hold water in a sieve; you can add more, but it will always leak out eventually. (This is, of course, a metaphor. Please do not attempt to hold water in a sieve.)