Let me explain. When tariffs hit the news like a rogue asteroid, crypto’s weaker links crumbled first. Alts? They folded like a house of cards in a hurricane. Bitcoin dropped 12%, Ethereum and Solana took a 15-30% hit, but hey-$19 billion in leveraged positions wiped out in 24 hours? That’s not a crash; that’s a wake-up call. And guess what? The survivors? They’re not just coins-they’re stories with staying power.
Just when you thought the memecoin circus was wrapping up, Floki is once again riding the social media hype train. On Monday, October 20, Tesla CEO Elon Musk shared an AI-generated video of his dog, Floki, now dressed like a corporate ladder climber. The video, showing Floki in a suit at the X CEO desk, attracted a lot of attention. Because nothing screams “long-term value” like a cartoon dog in a power suit. 🎩
And yet, dear reader, within this disheveled mulch of stock performance lies an ember of promise, one that could, perchance, light the way towards a resurgence where Disney not only recovers but triumphs over its S&P siblings in this coming decade of enigmatic fortunes.
Yet, it was not solely the ASML investors who leaned into the nuances of this report. Beneath the surface lay a remarkable metric, a hidden gem that casts a hopeful light upon the fortunes of Nvidia (NVDA), Broadcom (AVGO), and Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) shareholders alike.
What is it about Nov. 12 that has us all shaking in our investor boots? It’s like our first date, really-filled with anticipation but nothing guaranteed. This date might just be the key to unlocking CoreWeave’s Q3 financial results, and by “unlocking,” I mean it might either open Pandora’s box or just the door to disappointment.
Transaction value is based on the SEC Form 4 weighted average purchase price ($6.04) as reported for the transaction on October 10, 2025.
The numbers, one might say, were as unromantic as a balance sheet: a net loss, revenue slipping like autumn leaves from the prior quarter. Yet within this financial desiccation bloomed two peculiar flowers of intrigue.
Meanwhile, Dogecoin, that mischievous meme coin with dreams bigger than its market cap, hesitates shyly around the $0.2 barrier, as if trying to decide whether to leap into a new high or retreat in humility. The connection between our noble Bitcoin and the playful Doge is as clear as a telegram-when Bitcoin wobbles downward, Dogecoin and other altcoins tend to follow, tiptoeing over the precipice with a mix of bravado and despair. So, naturally, the murmurs about a Bitcoin nosedive ‘below $65,000’ are causing quite the stir. Will Doge join the descent? Or merely stand on the sidelines mocking us all? 🤔
The SEC’s lawsuit against Ripple Labs? Imagine a world where the SEC is the Inquisition, and XRP is the heretic… but with more spreadsheets. And now, the prospect of ETFs? It’s like getting a golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s crypto factory. But let’s not forget: even the most dazzling chocolate fountain can overflow if the economy sneezes.
Bitcoin (BTC), that most capricious of financial paramours, has stolen the spotlight today, ascending by 2.43% with the enthusiasm of a man who’s just discovered he’s won a lottery he never entered.