So, the market’s all “let’s take a breather” after that wild 2025 ride. But let’s be real, this is the part where we all sigh and wonder if we should’ve just invested in a toaster instead. 🍞💸
Meanwhile, the legacy markets were all like, “Gold, silver, platinum-gimme that safe-haven stuff!” 🛡️ Investors were sweating bullets, and risk assets were like, “Uh-oh, spaghetti-o.” 🍝
It is here that our tale takes a turn-like a crooked street in a town where logic has fled and only absurdity rules. Rivermont, with the precision of a blind clockmaker, divested itself of a prodigious share of its holdings-shrinking from an assertive 8.9% of its portfolio’s pride to a mere 1.9%, as if the entire enterprise was an overgrown garden, suddenly pruned by an invisible but capricious gardener. The stock, once a giant within their chest of assets, now lay modestly at 1.9%-a diminutive figure that would cause even the most hardened broker to pinch themselves or perhaps, more appropriately, to marvel at the relentless march of valuation, which had seen SXT’s share price ascend to $96.11-a number that gleamed brighter than the fullest moon, up 32% over the span of a weary year-outstripping the sluggish S&P whose sluggish pulse rose a mere 15%.
Not a gym routine, but potentially just as painful.
When asked if he still believes in Bitcoin’s magic, Hoskinson said, “Yes, but only if we build a bridge to DeFi!” 🌉 The problem, he explains, is that Bitcoin holders are as cautious as a cat in a room full of squeaky toys. They won’t hand over their coins to anyone, not even a friendly dragon. But fear not! Non-custodial credit systems are coming-think of them as magical spells that let you lend your Bitcoin without losing control. 💡
Absolute Gestao de Investimentos, a name that suggests order yet whispers of chaos, revealed a third-quarter stake in Chart Industries (GTLS 0.04%). The position, worth $88.22 million as of September 30, was disclosed in a filing that arrived like an uninvited guest. The fund, which reported $769.14 million in U.S. assets, now holds 35 equity positions-each a thread in a tapestry of global macro themes.
These funds let you play with Bitcoin and Ether like they’re Monopoly money, but don’t let the “high-risk tolerance” line fool you. If you’re not prepared to lose sleep over a 30% drop, maybe stick to investing in your Netflix subscription. After all, at least that won’t make you want to scream into a pillow.
The transaction, detailed in the SEC filing, reflects a strategic adjustment. Stonepine’s exposure to Indivior now constitutes 1.96% of its reportable assets under management, down from 5.06% in the prior quarter. This shift aligns with broader portfolio reallocations, as the fund maintains significant positions in other biotech firms.
CoinMarketCap, that paragon of financial wisdom, now heralds Canton (CC) as the 25th most illustrious entity, boasting a market cap of $4.6 billion, while SHIB, ever the loyal hound, lags behind at 26th with $4.34 billion. CC, with its price of $0.1254, dons the green badge of triumph, surging 14.05% in 24 hours – a feat as surprising as a penguin wearing a top hat. SHIB, meanwhile, limps along with a modest 2.21% gain, its price a mere $0.000007373. 🐕💸
Gator Capital’s disclosure to the SEC, dated November 13, is a confession cloaked in numbers. Of ownership, then, is 221,920 shares in First Financial Bancorp, valued at $25.72 apiece on a date that now feels like a relic: September 30. The stock, you may recall, has languished in the mire of decline-though perhaps the word lingered is more apt, as it has kept pace with a passionless breath of 6.5% over twelve tormenting months.