Nextpower: Chasing the Sun (and Profits)

At its heart, Nextpower is a peddler of precision. It builds the mechanisms that allow solar panels to follow the sun’s journey across the heavens, squeezing every last photon out of the day. It’s a bit like having a very attentive butler for your electricity.2 This tracking isn’t just clever; it’s profitable. More sun equals more power, and in a world increasingly desperate for anything that doesn’t involve digging up ancient, grumpy carbon, that’s a very good thing indeed.

Sea Limited: Riding the Tiger into ’26

Look, I wasn’t buying the hype entirely. A bargain? Please. But attractive? Relatively. Like a rattlesnake in a silk bathrobe. Dangerous, yes, but with a certain… allure. A flicker of something REAL in a world drowning in synthetic garbage.

Nokia’s Fortunes and the Fickleness of Fashion

The explanation, as is so often the case, lies not within Nokia’s own management, but in the wider sphere of speculative enthusiasm. The present downturn originates with a sweeping sell-off of those companies most devoted to the pursuit of Artificial Intelligence, and led, with characteristic boldness, by Microsoft. It is a matter of some delicacy, naturally, to discuss such matters, but one cannot help but note the inherent risk in attaching undue importance to novelties.

Cryptocurrency’s Lull: A Ballet of Indecision and Fed Follies

The Federal Reserve, in a gesture as dramatic as a misplaced semicolon, opted to hold benchmark interest rates at 3.50-3.75% during its latest policy meeting. This decision, anticipated with all the fervor of a tax audit, marked the first pause in policy easing since the halcyon days of July 2025. The central bank, having trimmed rates thrice last year in response to President Donald Trump’s fiscal and trade theatrics, now stands like a cautious librarian, shushing the economy into submission. Two governors, Stephen Miran and Christopher Waller, dissented with the poise of spurned suitors, advocating for a quarter-point cut, but their pleas were as effective as a whisper in a hurricane.

AI Compliance: A Looming Bureaucracy

Effective January 1st, a new series of directives has entered the operational phase. This is not a matter of simple adjustment, but rather a fundamental recalibration of expectations. The implications for those engaged in the development and deployment of AI – and, by extension, for those who allocate capital to such ventures – are becoming increasingly… defined. The year 2026 will not be marked by unbounded innovation, but by a rigorous accounting of processes and potential liabilities.

Blackstone Lending: A Calculated Gamble

They increased their stake. That’s what filings are for, isn’t it? Signaling intent. A quarter-end bump of $7.26 million in value, factoring in price movement. It wasn’t a surge, but a steady hand reinforcing a position. Like adding another layer of felt to a worn poker table.

The Gilded Cage & Silicon Dreams

The prevailing wisdom, of course, clings to Nvidia as a moth to a flickering flame. They design the illusions, the shimmering mirages of artificial intelligence, but they do not conjure them from the earth itself. That labor, that quiet alchemy, falls to others. To Taiwan Semiconductor, a titan of understated power, a foundry where the very building blocks of the digital age are forged in the crucible of relentless innovation. They are the silent partners, the unseen hands that shape the future, and they ask for a modest recompense, a mere fraction of the spoils. It is said that the company’s engineers, generations removed from the sun-drenched rice paddies of their ancestors, dream in layers of silicon and gold, a language understood only by the machines themselves. The projections speak of a 60% compounded annual growth rate for AI chips, a figure that would make even the most jaded accountant raise an eyebrow. A mere 23.4 times forward earnings, they say. Almost…reasonable. A rarity in these times.

Oracle’s Dip: Seriously?

Apparently, Microsoft spent $37.5 billion on capital expenditures. Thirty-seven and a half billion! What are they doing with all that money? Building a solid gold data center? And then they have the nerve to admit demand for AI is exceeding capacity. Exceeding capacity! It’s like a restaurant bragging they’re too popular. Just prepare, people! That’s what planning is for.

Silicon Shadows and Empty Promises

Intel Factory

If this arrangement materializes—and one should never underestimate the power of mutual self-deception—Intel’s foundry will experience a fleeting moment of relevance. A reprieve, if you will, from the inexorable march of TSMC. One imagines the celebrations will involve a single, flickering fluorescent bulb and a lukewarm cup of instant coffee.

Royal Caribbean’s Rising Tide

The reports arrived, of course, filled with the usual cold pronouncements of Wall Street—record fourth-quarter earnings, a 13% surge in revenue, adjusted earnings per share leaping a startling 72%. But these numbers felt less like calculations and more like the inevitable unfolding of a long-foreseen plan, a reckoning of the sea’s bounty. They spoke of streamlining efficiencies, of course, but one could almost hear the shipwrights humming ancient songs as they shaped the company’s fate. Even the slight “miss” on Wall Street’s expectations seemed a mere formality, a fleeting shadow against the brilliance of the larger picture. The true revelation lay in the projections for 2026: a doubling of sales, an increase in capacity of nearly 7%, a promise of continued ascent on the waves of demand.