Bitcoin’s Next Peak: Will It Moon or Just Meme? 🚀💸

Wedson’s hot take is based on a “simple but powerful observation”-which is just a fancy way of saying he noticed a pattern. According to him, the same statistical tango that made Bitcoin moon in 2017 and 2021 is happening again. The model, which analyzes moving averages like a Wall Street astrologer, claims the current rally is just getting warmed up. 🌡️

Cardano’s On-Chain Triumph Amid Market Whipsaw 📈💔

The leading Cardano network, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of bearish sentiment, has witnessed a meteoric rise in its adjusted on-chain volume. A recent report, as if penned by a prophet of the digital age, reveals this astonishing growth. Even as ADA tumbles to the $0.60 mark, the network’s resilience is as unyielding as the Kremlin walls. 🏰📈

ONEQ Exit: Nasdaq’s Rally Riddle

On October 30, 2025, Elevation Capital Advisory executed what can only be described as a full retreat from ONEQ. The filing with the SEC revealed a complete liquidation of their position, leaving the fund with zero shares. For context, ONEQ had previously been 3.57% of their AUM. Now? A bold, if slightly panicked, zero. One wonders if they’re rebalancing or simply reacting to the market’s latest performance review.

Tether’s $10B Profit & $135B in Treasuries: The Digital Dollar’s New Powerhouse!

Tether’s Q3 2025 attestation confirms over $10 billion in year-to-date profit. The detailed report indicates a record exposure to U.S Treasuries. In particular, this massive investment amounted to $135 billion in total value. Therefore, Tether is now truly known as one of the most profitable private businesses in the world. Furthermore, excess reserves successfully maintain a strong financial buffer of $6.8 billion.

Private Equity’s New Messiah: Tokenization or Bust? 💸

As asset tokenization picks up momentum across real estate, debt, and treasuries, one segment remains largely untapped: equity. Still, despite its complexity, this market has significant potential, especially in the private equity space. Or, as Gogol might say, “A land of endless possibilities, if only the paperwork weren’t so absurd.” 📜

Zcash Hits the Moon 🚀-But Will It Stick the Landing? 🌕

Zcash (ZEC), the privacy coin with more secrets than a small-town gossip, has hit an eight-year high. That’s right, folks-it’s like the underdog finally winning the race, even if it took a decade to tie its shoelaces. This move isn’t just a blip; it’s a full-on market structure break on the monthly chart, the kind that makes technical analysts weep with joy. For the first time in what feels like forever, Zcash has formed a higher high, proving it’s not just a one-trick pony. 🐎

Is Ethereum About to Hit It Big or Crash? The Drama Unfolds!

Ethereum is currently test-driving its support level around 0.0325 BTC in the ETH/BTC pair. This number happens to sit comfortably with the 20-week moving average, which has been a rather sturdy cushion for ETH in past cycles. The ever-wise Michaël van de Poppe has lovingly dubbed this the “ideal zone for buys.” Oh, how thrilling! He suggests ETH is just begging to be part of your portfolio. Go on, add it, I dare you.

Futu Holdings: A Symphony of Digital Finance in the East

The acquisition, equivalent to a 0.98% crescendo in their 13F AUM symphony, now positions Futu as the 1.94% whisper in their portfolio’s ear – a supporting role, not the leading man. The fund’s current holding of 47,988 shares, valued at $8.35 million, might seem modest to the vulgar eye, but to the connoisseur it speaks volumes of calculated restraint.